pashathecat
Pasha
It's a lovely day in the neighborhood, and you're a horrible shitten.
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why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down
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I’m in bed. Spouse is making himself second dinner. The cat is in the kitchen and all I hear is the cat yelling and “MEOW!” cat meowing in reply followed by a brief period of silence “What are you doing fuckhead? Why are you being a dick?”
I can only assume the spouse has been victimized by the cat’s new thing where he yells at you while you’re in the kitchen and then bites the shit out of your ankles if you stop paying attention to him or conversely bites the shit out of your ankles if you pay too much attention to him. There’s a sweet spot of attention that doesn’t lead to you Achilles’ tendon being viciously murdered. The sweet spot changes every time you’re in the kitchen because he’s a cat.
A photo of the criminal on question.
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I know this blog has been dead. I'm just focusing on not also being dead. When I have more energy I'll be back to it. But y'all gotta see this photo I was just sent.
Mlem. Blep.
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Me in bed: “SHITBIRD!” Kissy noises “C’mere Shitbird!”
Pasha comes running in, hops on the bed, walks across my tummy a few times while purring to get pet, flops down across my pelvis to purr his little ass off and make a batch of biscuits.
Can’t say he doesn’t know his names. He knows Pasha. He knows PASHKA means he’s in trouble for baby crimes. He knows Shitten, Dickhead, Shitbird, ShittyCat, Little Man, Baby Boy, Yittow Baby Mans, Dammit Cat, and Fuzzy Bastard. He will at the very least acknowledge that you were talking to him. And if you’re lucky or ill he will materialize, walk on you while purring to get pet, and then flop down and make biscuits.
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ON HIATUS
Not forever abandoned. There is just a lot going on with both me and his momma, so I'm stepping back, for I'm not sure how long. I just need to breathe, I guess.
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PASHA'S 500 FOLLOWER CAT TOYS AND TREATS GIVEAWAY!
Winner wins:
10 count of spring toys
4 count of jingle balls
1pkg freeze dried minnows
Rules:
Only mailing within the US because shipping is expensive.
Likes and reblogs count - Don't spam your followers.
You MUST be following Pasha. I will check!
No minors without parental permission.
No giveaway blogs
Do not tag this - The tags are all messed up.
GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 1ST AT 11:59 PM EST.
Winner will be selected by a random number generator.
I will message the winner at some point on the 2nd. They will have 24hrs to respond.
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PASHA'S 500 FOLLOWER CAT TOYS AND TREATS GIVEAWAY!
Winner wins:
10 count of spring toys
4 count of jingle balls
1pkg freeze dried minnows
Rules:
Only mailing within the US because shipping is expensive.
Likes and reblogs count - Don't spam your followers.
You MUST be following Pasha. I will check!
No minors without parental permission.
No giveaway blogs
Do not tag this - The tags are all messed up.
GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 1ST AT 11:59 PM EST.
Winner will be selected by a random number generator.
I will message the winner at some point on the 2nd. They will have 24hrs to respond.
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PASHA'S 500 FOLLOWER CAT TOYS AND TREATS GIVEAWAY!
Winner wins:
10 count of spring toys
4 count of jingle balls
1pkg freeze dried minnows
Rules:
Only mailing within the US because shipping is expensive.
Likes and reblogs count - Don't spam your followers.
You MUST be following Pasha. I will check!
No minors without parental permission.
No giveaway blogs
Do not tag this - The tags are all messed up.
GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 1ST AT 11:59 PM EST.
Winner will be selected by a random number generator.
I will message the winner at some point on the 2nd. They will have 24hrs to respond.
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Pasha has learned not to step on the keyboard. So he was given a pardon for his desk crimes.
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PASHA'S 500 FOLLOWER CAT TOYS AND TREATS GIVEAWAY!
Winner wins:
10 count of spring toys
4 count of jingle balls
1pkg freeze dried minnows
Rules:
Only mailing within the US because shipping is expensive.
Likes and reblogs count - Don't spam your followers.
You MUST be following Pasha. I will check!
No minors without parental permission.
No giveaway blogs
Do not tag this - The tags are all messed up.
GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 1ST AT 11:59 PM EST.
Winner will be selected by a random number generator.
I will message the winner at some point on the 2nd. They will have 24hrs to respond.
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