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UC or ER?

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Dorra Dump

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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Astarion in act 1 after he gets his lil snacky snack from Tav/Durge, he can walk in the sun AND all of these strangers are putting up with his attitude that he’s held on a leash out of necessity for TWO (2) centuries:

(but like he’s scheming behind those sunglasses bc he is NOT helpless: he’s just not a details person.)

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🥦 Grocery clerks 🥦

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Fate spins along as it should.

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

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oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

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*hurriedly scribbling notes*

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Summer makes me think about Jurassic Park. I like the comparison Witton makes between seals and Pteranodons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reBTo_94rYU

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I just learned yesterday that Pikachu, my favorite Pokemon, was originally designed not by Ken Sugimori (he only finalized the design), but by a female graphic designer named Atsuko Nishida. 

Also after googling her, I found out that she’s also designed Sylveon–another favorite PKMN of mine. She’s also illustrated some very pretty Pokemon cards!!

Thank you Ms. Nishida! :-) May you get more credit and love for your contribution to the Pokemon franchise.

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Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you