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Sometimes I feel like Sasuke didn’t even knock Sakura up no way that nigga didn’t send his sperm by mail or something
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what are yall up to
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okay now i e decided to make a list on whether or not naruto boys would date a black girl and why
naruto: naruto would probably already be passed around by black girls to the point where he understands protective styles and bonnets etc. HOWEVER he just doesn’t get the concept of racism. so he is just repeatedly broken up with
sasuke: yes absolutely. anything to get away from sakura BUT he is super picky ab black culture like she must be pretty white-washed. he called his last black gf ratchet for wearing hoops.
shikamaru: NO HAHHQHHQHQHQHAHAHHA
choji: duh
kiba: yes but only lightskins and blasians
shino: is literally married to viola davis
neji: yes but only me and we’d get married
lee: does lee even like girls
sai: hypothetically maybe, but he has internalized misogynoir from the Root
kakashi: no, but he’ll say it’s “just a preference”
yamato: does not attract bw
jiraiya: fetishizes bw but no one wants him
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"actually i just don't like rap because it is misogynistic" oh shit i didn't know every prominent woman in rap died!!!!! damn that's crazy i could've sworn we were privileged enough to live in a moment where black women are actually bringing the most innovation, eyes, and ears to the genre......... my bad
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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i love fanfic w like no issues just 13 chapters of them chillin
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white kids rlly though ‘pog’ would be a thing
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Why he looks like a goblin 😭
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why do the community writers have such a b0ner for 18 year old annie
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They're all like Jeff brought us together Jeff made us a family um actually Jeff just wanted to fuck Britta Abed invited the others it was Abed who really brought them together and as far as I can remember he's only ever given credit for that in a speech he only imagined Jeff making. And then in Repilot Jeff comes back with dishonest goals again, and it's Abed who brings the others back. It's always Abed who pulls Jeff away from his worst self. And how does he fucking repay him? WELL that's all we have the emotional strength for today folks
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1x09 / 4x01
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boruto rewrite where the show actually still focuses on the original characters from naruto, but we're seeing them face their struggles that come with being adults in the society they live in and after going through what they did. their children are also in the show and we're given their perspective on the events compared to their parents'.
the overall plot revolves around naruto trying to change the shinobi system. he knows first hand how terrible the repercussions are when children are forced to be soldiers, and now that he's the hokage, he finally has the power to change it.
the only problem is, not everyone agrees with him. many believe by changing the age that shinobi begin their training, they won't be as strong later on and the village will become weaker over the years. not only that, but some people just don't understand why naruto feels this way. they were shinobi all their life and they turned out just fine — why fix what isn't broken?
it causes conflict within the cast and allows us to delve into each character more, showing why they feel the way they do and how their experiences have built up to the person they are.
besides that, other characters get their own storylines as well that connect with the theme of recovering from trauma.
gaara realizes that he's only ever lived for his village — as a soldier, a weapon, the kazekage. he works himself to the bone for his village while ignoring his basic needs, still having not realized he's a human just like everyone else. when he gets shinki, he realizes what it's like to prioritize something; what it's like to nurture and love.
sakura works at a hospital for young shinobi, doubling as both a healer and a therapist of sorts. she listens to the children tell their stories and gives them a shoulder to try on. she saw what being alone did to her teammates and she doesn't want any other child to go through what they did.
during her time at the hospital, she slowly begins to see pieces of herself within her patients. her trauma, which she's always pushed away and ignored, starts to come out. she's forced to face these memories she's always tried to bury deep. she struggles with understanding it as well as feeling validated compared to what naruto and sasuke had to go through.
she also struggles with her marriage to sasuke as she starts to unpack all the terrible things he's done to her. she's knows why he did them and she can justify his actions as much as she wants, but it doesn't change the fact he traumatized and tried to kill her at one point.
hinata's would focus on the hyuga. she's an outsider to them without any power. when she was stripped of her title and allowed to marry naruto, she thought it was a dream come true. she was so confident that hanabi would change the clan, that the branch system would be destroyed and neji wouldn't have died in vain.
only, without hinata, hanabi began to crack under the pressure of the elders and her father until she became just like them. the seal system is still in place, the branch families are still treated as servants.
it's a lot about generational trauma. how no matter how much hinata tried to change things for hanabi, she was always destined to fall into the same path as her father. only by recognizing this and making the changes her family refused to do in the past, are they able to change things.
i think there could also be something about how once, a long time ago, hiashi had wanted to change the hyūga. he wanted to dispel the main/side branch family system so his brother could be free. but overtime, he became complacent — very similar to hanabi.
as for the kids, i would show the differences between them based on how their parents feel about them being raised as soldiers.
for example, shikatema would have no problem with the shinobi system (at first) and their child would be entered into the academy and ready to become a ninja.
boruto, however, was raised by parents who want to change the system and hate the senseless violence, therefore he was not enrolled. this causes him to have some resentments for his parents as he's in the minority of children who aren't attending the ninja academy. he's viewed as a weak and soft-hearted by his companions and he hates it. maybe he goes against his parents and attends the academy in secret somehow.
there's a lot you can do with each character, honestly. i won't go further into it unless asked, but here's my main thoughts. i have a lot of idea with how to conclude the arcs as well, but i'm not sure how people would feel about it.
gaara stepping down as kazekage and leaving suna, sakura divorcing sasuke as she realized she never truly loved him romantically, hinata becoming the hyūga head/disbanding the hyūga, etc. many ideas.
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imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together
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SUCCESSION (2018-2023)
You're a good guy, Wambsgans, and I like hangin' out judging people with you.
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there is an active shooter in my dorm building rn and im scrolling thru tumblr likeeee
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i am so tired why wont i go to BEDDDDDDDD
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im actually a psychologist
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