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paladudesquotes · 11 months
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Masters
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-Coran
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
-Lance
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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I’d make fun of your height but their isn’t enough to make fun of.
-Lance to Pidge
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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Lance *Yelling to the rest of the team*: Found them! They got arrested!
Hunk: I told you! You owe me 5 bucks!
Lance *Back on the phone*: You guys owe me 5 bucks.
“Yeah, about that. Larmina and I got arrested.”
-Daniel
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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Lance *crosses arms over chest*: Thank you.
I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
-Lance
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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Lance *furiously shakes head*: I don't want to hear your logic. It's probably rude too.
I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
-Lance
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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Keith: If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
Shiro *rolling his eyes*: Stop being melodramatic Keith.
Keith *shrugging*: It's my birthday, I can act whatever way I want.
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -Zethrid
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paladudesquotes · 1 year
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Keith *nodding towards Lance*: Is something wrong with him? Hunk: ...Yes.
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Ulaz: Date of Birth?
Keith *dazed*: October 23rd.
Ulaz: What year?
Keith *dazed*: …every year?
Shiro: *facepalms*
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Lance: I’m quick at math. Pidge: Okay. What’s 37 x 76? Lance: 24. Shiro: …that wasn’t even close. Lance: But it was quick!
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Lance: I promise, I will fix this! Have I ever let you guys down before? Pidge: Constantly. Lance: Hey now! Name one time! Hunk: Just now, when you blew up the lab. Peter: That was thirty seconds ago! Do you know why they call it the present? Because it’s a gift. Pidge and Lance: *raises an eyebrow*
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Lotor: Can I bother you for a second?
Zarkon: You’re always bothering me.
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Lance: Oops. Hunk: Oops? OOPS? This is not an “oops” situation. We are far past oops. Oops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in “oh quiznack” territory, and I expect you to act like it.
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Lance: You’re alive. Lotor: Yes! Lance: Bummer. Lotor. …wow.
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Does violence have to be the last resort? Can’t it be, like, the third?
-Pidge
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paladudesquotes · 2 years
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Lance: Okay, I have a plan. Keith: Does it end with us getting out of the mess you got us into? Lance: I said a plan, not a miracle.
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