the way they phrased this makes it sounds like he’s rushing to the oval office with a piece of toast in his mouth like an anime girl late for class. inshallah he falls and breaks his neck in the haste
i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!