overheard-at-lupinia

[overheard-at-lupinia]

On a Patrol

Lyra: *blows up a wall*

Gideon: Can you warn me next time you decide to blow up a wall?

Lyra: I'll try

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Lancelot: [talking about Lyra at 3am] She could kill me and I’d thank her for it

Ken: [trying to sleep] I’d thank her for it too

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Ken: I'm a moderate, peaceful dog.

Dina: Five minutes ago, you threw a chair at Lyra and Lancelot.

Ken: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to have Poppy throw at them.

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Gideon: When I was your age-

Lyra: When I was your height-

Gideon:

Lyra:

Poppy: [watching and eating popcorn]

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Lyra: If you guys saw what I saw you too would commit arson

Ken: What did you see exactly?

Lyra: The Dungeon Dogs fandom

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Gideon: [starts screaming]

Lyra: Woah there, buddy. What's that all about?

Gideon: Sorry, I just remembered my entire life.

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Drive-thru guy: Bye, have a nice day!

Poof: Bye, I love you.

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Poof: My art teacher gave us life advice

Gideon: [trying to sleep]

Poof: She said "Don't get married because when you get married, you have kids and when you have kids, you no longer have a life."

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Speedy: I hung out with Lyra and Poppy

Gideon: Wha- who are these people?

Speedy: Gideon, friends are like toilet paper, it's good to have extras under the sink

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Gideon: Poppy is such a confusing rebel

Gideon: One moment she would fight a god and the next, she would attempt to eat soup with a fork

Gideon: How do you rebels deal with her?

Ken: We don’t. We just let her do her thing for our own sake

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Ken: I think a bee landed on my back! Can you see it? I don't want to move!

Lyra: That's not a bee.

Ken: It isn't? Whew

Lyra: No, that's a hornet if I ever saw one!

Ken: (leaping in pain) OW!

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

"You know what? Fuck you! *Translates your poggers*"

-Poof, probably

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Lyra: Why does everyone always assume Ken has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan.

Ken: Good, go ahead.

Lyra: Oh, that was just hypothetical.

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

"I'm raging because of birds, Rex's raging because of fucking dots. Who's worse?"

-Gideon, playing Angry Birds as Rex is playing Flow Free

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

"I can't get this fucking bird to angy the right way!"

-Gideon, playing Angry Birds

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Poof: So you’re a spy?

Ken: Yep

Poof: You don’t look like one

Ken: I wouldn’t be very good if I did

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[overheard-at-lupinia]

Poof: [standing by the Christmas tree]

Poof: Here comes Mr Ken Here comes Mr Ken right down-

Ken: I will cancel Christmas

Poof:

Poof: He’s a mean one, Mr Ken

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