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[oswildin]

this will NEVER not be funny

[oswildin]

sitting on his lap would probably fix me

[oswildin]

Fuck fixing him, sitting in his lap could fix ME

[oswildin]

y/n: what was step one of the plan again?

loki: don’t mess up the plan

y/n: right… and how is that going?

loki: we messed—

y/n: right, we messed it up

loki: we always have step two

y/n: oh I love step two… and what is it again?

loki: uh, we didn’t get that far in the planning process

y/n: right

loki: yeah

y/n: so… in conclusion…

loki: fury is going to—

y/n: kill us… right

#loki #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #loki x you #loki laufesyon x reader #loki imagine #marvel imagine #loki textpost #loki meme #marvel loki

[oswildin]

Ah thank you for the tag @bbyboybucket 💚

Last song: Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Last Thing I Read: I can’t remember, it’s been a long time. I mainly read fanfics lmao

Last Movie: Bullet Train (rewatch) - absolutely love that film. I need a Tangerine and Lemon spin off/prequel film/show!

Last Show: Fallout - on episode 5! It’s really good so far! I have no knowledge of the game (sorry gamers), but enjoying The Ghoul’s humour and love Lucy. Before that was Renegade Nell (also a good show!)

Last Thing I Googled: fontgen lmao

Last Thing I Ate: Some sushi!

Sweet, Salty or Savoury: Wait isn’t salty savoury? Am I dumb? Is bread savoury? My knowledge of food types is bad. I guess savoury or salty! Not really a sweet gal.

Sleep: Hahahahahah. Too much or too little. Last night I got 4 hours though and now I’m running in coffee.

Current Reading: Un-Typical by Pete Wharmy (it’s my first book in some years, I’m nearly finished though)

No pressure tags: @sheenastark22 @azula-karai-27 @lokisgoodgirl @mischief2sarawr

Thanks for tagging me! ♥️ @vostok3-ka Sorry I didn’t answer sooner, I completely forgot about this 🤦🏼‍♀️

Last song: Too sweet by Hozier, TikTok put me on and I love it

Last thing I read: sorry to disappoint, anyone who’s been following me for a long time prolly has heard me say a million times I don’t read books. So the last thing I read was a research article on body image/body dysmorphia and eating disorders in male bodybuilders. If we really wanna count a book tho, ig the DSM-V bc I gotta fact check myself sometimes and really, what other book is more iconic than her 💅

Last movie: Immaculate, the horror movie with Sydney Sweeney. Watched it in theaters on my birthday. Definitely surprised me bc it wasn’t about what you think it is and her acting was awesome (as always). Good movie except the ending was unsatisfying, I was kinda just like “that’s it, that’s all?” Also a little pointless bc I was like mmmm….was that actually necessary? But 🤷‍♀️

Last show: just finished watching it’s always sunny in Philadelphia….and I love it bc it’s so funny but also these are truly some of the most psychotic, awful characters in television….especially Dennis, he’s kinda scary sometimes 😭

The last thing I googled: a car dealership in my hometown, was looking to help a friend

Last thing I ate: a protein shake but technically that’s not eating so if it would be honey garlic chicken and broccoli

Sweet, salty, or savory: prolly sweet. Usually I have a sweet tooth. Depends on my mood tho

Sleep: too much. If I could sleep all day I would. I love it in theory and hate it in practice. Literally skipped class this morning so I could sleep in till 10:30. Prolly need to go back to a therapist bc I’m having trouble with over-sleeping again lmao 😭Adhd perk of being constantly tired, right?

Currently reading: bout to start an article called “structural brain changes in PTSD: does trauma alter neuroanatomy?” That’s if I ever stop procrastinating tho….

No pressure tags: @oswildin @painted-doe or just anyone who sees this and wants to do their own, feel free to join in

#tag game

[oswildin]

y/n: hi baby

loki: … are you… talking to me?

y/n: yes?

loki: baby?

y/n: what? I thought you’d like it

loki: why? why would I like being referred to as a infant?

y/n: okay fine, I won’t do it again—

loki: well, hang on a minute—

#loki #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #loki x you #loki imagine #loki marvel #loki meme #loki textpost #marvel imagine #loki laufesyon x reader

[oswildin]

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

[oswildin]

y/n: well, well, well, what do we have here?

loki: I don’t know, what do we have here?

y/n: I don’t know I was hoping you knew

loki: I was kind of relying on you to know, you sounded like you did—

y/n: no, I was just… waiting for you to say it

loki: then why did you make your voice sound like that?

y/n: I don’t know, I saw it in a film once

loki: and what happened next?

y/n: they knew what it was

loki: …

y/n: …

loki: sometimes I wish I could be inside your brain, just for a second

#loki #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #loki x you #loki laufesyon x reader #loki imagine #loki textpost #marvel imagine #loki meme #marvel loki

[oswildin]

Steven Grant + cozy oversized sweatshirt + necklace peeking out

MOON KNIGHT | 1x05 - ‘Asylum’

[oswildin]

"What do you want from me? What is this about?"

LOKI 1x02 "The Variant"

[oswildin]

Do you fold your pizza?

[oswildin]

loki: has anyone told you that you’re incredibly annoying?

y/n: …

loki: utterly inane, irritating and like a fly that won’t stop buzzing by my ear—

y/n …

loki: quite frankly, I find you vexing

y/n: are you… trying to flirt with me?

loki: well, yes. wasn’t that obvious?

#loki #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki imagine #marvel loki #marvel imagine #loki x you #loki textpost

[oswildin]

y/n: I’m sorry your honour but his blue eyes and obvious struggles with depression have bewitched and ensnared me—

loki: what?

fury: y/n you don’t have to call me ‘your honour’, I’m not a judge—

y/n: your honour, please, he made one mistake

loki: hold on, I’ve ‘bewitched’ you? and I’m not depressed—

y/n: shhh, I’m handling it

fury: you are, in fact, not handling it

loki: can we just… back up a moment?

y/n: honey, I’m busy right now—

loki: honey???

fury: these motherfuckers are gonna be the death of me

y/n: now as I was saying, your honour—

(inspired by @textsfromthetva)

#loki x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki imagine #loki meme #marvel imagine #loki #loki marvel #loki laufeyson #avengers x reader #loki x you

[oswildin]

[oswildin]

Loki + tumblr [159/?]

[oswildin]

Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

[oswildin]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Lemon: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Tangerine: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Lemon: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Tangerine: But I heard a siren.

Lemon: That was Y/n.

Y/n: Sorry, I got nervous.