When I’m forced to give the speech to 25000 people bc I chose it on that poll I’m gonna talk about Ernest Shackleton btw. And people are gonna go home after and they’re gonna fuck.
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Dude holy fuck those screenshots are *nothing*. I'm reading the full lyrics for a bunch of these and every single line is gold. Wonderful way to spend the morning laughing if you find some extra time today.
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Photography by Renée Parkhurst for Teeth Magazine, 2019
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Aaron Morse (American, b. 1974, b. Tucson, AZ, USA, based Los Angeles, CA, USA) - Mata Atlantica (#2), 2015, Paintings: Acrylic, Oil on Canvas
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Absolutely breathtaking
Idk what you’re talking about <3
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Your honor, it didn’t seem like I was fucking everything up at the time
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Administrative incompetence and bureaucracy most loathsome
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more like ursula slay le guin
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This spam mail is so funny like girl why would I have it!
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Broken Brain Alert 🚨 I woke up to really shitty news and a really shitty situation, and now, between sobbing fits, I take genuine comfort in the knowledge that even though everything got fucked up NONE of it was my fault
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Another dark and powerful email has ruined my life.
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dunno if a poll like this has been created already but i’m curious :^)
i’d also love to know why!
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