opheliacrainbow
opheliacrainbow
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opheliacrainbow · 17 days ago
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opheliacrainbow · 17 days ago
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
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opheliacrainbow · 17 days ago
Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
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opheliacrainbow · 22 days ago
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"legendary edition finally lets players see Tali's face"
no thanks, nothing can top that gif of shepard taking off her mask and she's got another mask on beneath it. I'm good
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opheliacrainbow · 22 days ago
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opheliacrainbow · 22 days ago
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 
“A scam” people are fucking wild.  
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opheliacrainbow · 22 days ago
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Gonna pitch a movie to Disney that explains the only reason the hunter shot Bambi's mom is because he raised a lost baby deer when he was younger, but the deer grew up and stole his family's fortune before skewering his parents on his antlers and running off, and now he has to live off the land hunting deer because he's broke.
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opheliacrainbow · 22 days ago
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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
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opheliacrainbow · 24 days ago
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Cinnamon Bear, Bryan Davies - Here is the bedroom we finished for our rescued shelter cat (Wyatt) this weekend. He actually goes in to nap and watch birds on YouTube :). Fame hasn’t gone to Wyatt’s head, even after he got an article by Stephen Messenger @dodo !
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opheliacrainbow · 24 days ago
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There's no time to explain we have to sync our menstrual cycles.... quickly!
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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Sky & paradise
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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Bed in the clouds ☁️🌙
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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Look these cuties
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they’ve turned to dust. 
DragonHeart (1996) dir. Rob Cohen
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opheliacrainbow · 29 days ago
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photography by claudiagregor fotografie
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