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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 minutes
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The Nisenan tribe in my local area has the opportunity to purchase 232 acres located on a historic Nisenan Village site called Yulića, but they have a limited time (until April 4, 2024) to raise the needed funds. You can learn more about the fundraiser and donate here.
Especially if you have ever enjoyed any of my writing, like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Aren't Dead, it would mean the world to me if you'd consider donating what you're able.
I'm also happy to take commissions and donate the funds in full to the fundraiser or to write anyone who sends me proof of their donation oneshots upon request; dm me or send me an ask if you're interested!
Reblogs are appreciated to spread the word. Thank you <3
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oodlenoodleroodle · 3 hours
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Honestly the biggest thing that in my experience makes DnD or any ttrpg run smoothly is buy-in
Players have to buy-in to the story otherwise it won't work
And by this I don't mean be railroaded by the DM I mean like,
When one of my players switches characters and I introduce them to the party by them just happening to be nearby, I know my players will find a reason to talk to the new PC cause it's important. If there's a noise outside they'll investigate (albeit cautiously) cause that's the point of the noise outside
You have to meet the DM at least halfway and Want to engage with the world
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oodlenoodleroodle · 3 hours
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I would be thrilled to find out that I am a robot, not at all fucked up.
Also robots can be fixed. You could install a food allergy patch that fixes that for you. Or maybe gluten et al just gums up the parts and it makes a lot of sense that you're allergic?
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oodlenoodleroodle · 8 hours
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There'll be a post like, "ableism is bad" and all the comments will be "yeah! Ableists are all sociopaths and narcissists!" "Ableists all live in their moms basements and don't contribute anything to society!"
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oodlenoodleroodle · 8 hours
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oodlenoodleroodle · 9 hours
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Honey you can struggle with my giant octopus any day.
fuck it. post gustave doré octopus blowjob
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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 hours
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Also, the thing that will happen... Is it really gonna be "The End Of The World" or is it more like "Black Men Can Now Marry White Women" y'know? Cos like, for Lovecraft those things were the same. But they're not. At all.
Ok, just thinking out loud, but maybe we should let the Great Old Ones out.
I'm just saying. Lovecraft wasn't exactly an unbiased source. Maybe they're perfectly nice. Maybe they just want to stop people saying slurs. Maybe they're just Welsh.
I'm not saying I want the world to end, but I think that it would be a decent compromise to maybe unseal one or two of the smaller ones, just to see what happens. I bet we could put them back if there's a problem. And maybe they'll give us candy!
If it's just one of them, and maybe just for the weekend, it'll be fine. Come on, guys. What's life without a little risk?
Ritual! Ritual! Ritual!
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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 hours
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dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered
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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 hours
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Important video from Bisan
PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW AND FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 hours
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 hours
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This poll is constantly teaching me new things lol I didn't realize the black one was the shiny! Anyways I'll use whichever form wins for the poll!
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oodlenoodleroodle · 21 hours
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the idea that testosterone is a dangerous hormone that inherently makes someone domineering and difficult to be around is transphobic all round, leaning on bioessentialism.
for trans men and transmascs, we are warned against medical transition for fear that we may lose our agreeableness and perceived passivity. we are seen as potential aggressors after going on it.
trans woman and transfems have any testosterone in their system, whether on hrt or not, held over them like an original sin that can not be escaped that positions them as more aggressive and dangerous. it is seen as something that threatens their womanhood and can be brought up against them at any time to revoke it.
testosterone is not an evil hormone. it does not change your moral character. it does good for some and bad for others, like any other hormone.
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oodlenoodleroodle · 21 hours
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oodlenoodleroodle · 21 hours
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yes im a star ⭐
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oodlenoodleroodle · 23 hours
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In general there wasn’t a lot of funny story material when I worked selling jewelry. People were much more formal and serious about dropping thousands of dollars.
But there was one weird thing that absolutely rocked my whole world when I worked there.
So picture this, me, a freshly minted sales associate ready to greet my first customer. In walks the most fashionable old woman you’ve ever seen. Fur jacket, designer clothes, dripping with jewelry.
I chirp a greeting and she tells me she’s in to get her jewelry cleaned. No problem, it’s a free service we offered and I was happy to do it. But she doesn’t reach for the ring, which in case you were wondering houses a diamond worth more than my annual income. She begins to raise her hand.
At first I watched with puzzlement but it soon grew into mounting horror as she inserted her beautifully manicured arthritic finger into her mouth and began sucking. She worked saliva between the fine jewelry and her knuckle and then triumphantly pulled her finger from her mouth, sans ring.
She then spat her glistening ring into her palm and offered it to me with the confidence of someone who knows she won’t be questioned on her manners by a peon like me.
Shivering with unvoiced disgust I held my hand out and tried not to flinch as she dropped it into my palm.
When I’d finished I ran into the diamond room where we all congregated and frantically conveyed the absolutely horrific thing that just happened to me. I was met with the hardened stares of people who dealt with this on the regular.
“All the old ladies do it,” I was informed
I got quicker on the draw to grab a jewelry show pad for them to put their slimy mouth rings into so I didn’t have to touch them, but it was a biweekly occurrence.
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oodlenoodleroodle · 23 hours
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tumblr. tumblr. tumblr. why I am getting recommend my own post. I post I made. a post, which is by me. in my for you section.
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oodlenoodleroodle · 23 hours
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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:
When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!
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