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onegaishimash · 3 years
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My DM planned two combat encounters last session, we did neither and now we're going to kill Tiamat.
We're level 11.
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onegaishimash · 3 years
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Yo what's up guys I finally got told the texture of my hair is unprofessional today.
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onegaishimash · 3 years
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Went to catch a bus today and I noticed a CD on the road.
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It's just...the original FFVII. Just lying on the road.
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Why on the road?
How did it get there?
I want answers so bad.
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onegaishimash · 3 years
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It's 3 in the morning, I'm desperately trying to get to sleep, and I just got bitten by a freaking cockroach.
I didn't even know they could fucking bite.
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onegaishimash · 3 years
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My friend has tourettes which has a habit of mimicking people. So since she realised it was possible, she's been desperately trying to trick her brain into saying, "Your a wizard, Harry."
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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I just started playing The Last of Us and I can’t help but think I’m doing it wrong. I just keep beating everyone up.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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I don’t know who this company thinks they are, but I’m ready to lose it.
How did this logo get through any process at all. I’m so concerned.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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I read fanfiction for the first time in years and now my brain is so full of anticipation and energy that I’m ready to smash my head through a wall.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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Random fucking update: My little brother works as a food delivery driver, someone came into work bitching that he has to do so much extra work because his parents have Corona virus.
Now no one can go to work and my brother is quarantined in his room. Just his room.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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My friend’s cat has severe anxiety so she hides away a lot. My friend recently went through a breakup which left her homeless, so we’ve been fostering the cat for the time being. (She’s okay don’t worry).
The cat has found every nook in my house and will hide for hours, making it difficult to even get her to eat. Little by little, she’s settled down a lot. She’s staying out for longer, sleeping in more (warmer) open spaces. It’s been a beautiful experience to see this girl I’ve known for years allow herself to be happy. She trusts us so much that we’ll keep her safe.
She’s physically been letting us stay around her for longer, she loves cuddles and hanging. It’s so cute. I knew that one day she’d let herself be the lap cat she is deep inside.
Today it finally happened.
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Except it’s 2:am.
It’s please send help, I want to go to sleep, but she’s so warm and soft and I love her.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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Manager: *whispering* Are you playing that game on Friday?
Friend: What game?
Manager: *still whispering* Um...you know...
Friend: ???
Manager: *whispers even quieter* DND.
Friend: You don’t need to whisper, it’s not a cult.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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My dog just threw a huge tantrum because he wanted biscuits. I had to chase this idiot around the yard to keep him away from them, he just would not stop.
This idiot literally just had dental surgery, if he eats biscuits they’re going to cut his mouth open. He doesn’t want to understand no matter how sore his mouth is, he just wants the freaking biscuits.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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I’ve literally only played two DND campaigns in my life. One with a fun, chaotic Fighter who sure I like, but whatever to be honest. The other one was my precious little Paladin who honestly I think is actually my god. 
Guess...guess which one of these fucking died.
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onegaishimash · 4 years
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“It’s been a long fucking day, give me another.”
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onegaishimash · 5 years
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I just learnt the horrible fucking thing that apparently in my FIV positive area a lot of people don’t bother getting their cats shots against it because you have to get three shots a fortnight apart each. 
Like they think the scheduling is an inconvenience so they just don’t bother? It’s $300 a year to do it, making it significantly cheaper than treating a cat for AIDS their whole lives. 
I’m not sure how I’m meant to respond to that. I just carried mine for a 3.2km round trip to get her their vaccinations and I’m going to do it again in a fortnight, I’d do the next one too but I’ll be in Japan. I’ve already organised for someone else to do that one. It’s clearly difficult for my family to help her like this. My skin is torn and my arms can barely move even though it’s been hours, but I still did it. She needs to be kept safe, so I did it anyway.
But others are literally just too lazy to do it? 
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onegaishimash · 5 years
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If anyone’s wondering how fucking dumb mental health can get some times, I emotioned too hard watching Endgame and sent myself into a depressive state. I’m not even sure what to make of it. 
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onegaishimash · 5 years
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It’s not nice to remember that I’ve been job searching for 40 months. I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong. I don’t understand why other people seem to only take a few weeks.
I’m going slowly mad, I can’t understand the week or time at all. I don’t know how to think anymore, I can’t imagine answering anyone’s question. Time just passes me by and I don’t notice at all.
I don’t want to keep doing this I just want to scream. I feel like life has left me behind and forgotten me.
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