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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

#*sniffs* so eid mubarak if youre out there...

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big day for weird lesbians 😭‼️‼️ (me)

#the subtext was perceived

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YES its a knife in my pocket, AND im happy to see you. both can be true.

#in fact #the reason im happy to see you has a lot to do with the knife in my pocket

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Rick roll a la geometry dash

DELETE THIS POST

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nvm i found it. get booped idiots

guys. guys i dont know how to boop. this is actually killing me pls help. guys

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guys. guys i dont know how to boop. this is actually killing me pls help. guys

#feeling left out :( #i looked in setting for the opt in thing but i cant find it #boop

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y'all ever reach the end of google

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In my experience, a lot of people get really excited when you speak their native language after living in a foreign country for years. Even if you screw up or trip over your words, people tend to genuinely appreciate the effort. It's honestly very heartwarming to watch their faces light up (even if you're only asking where the bathroom is)

Does anyone have advice for getting over the embarrassment of speaking a language you aren’t good at with other people? I’ve studied Spanish, I know a little bit of Spanish, I am trying to learn more Spanish specifically for healthcare providers, but when I’m faced with an actual primarily Spanish speaking patient at my job, I get so nervous and tongue tied I’m like “maybe ‘buenos noches actually means I’m gonna kill you with morphine….i better stick entirely to English.” I know it’s the embarrassment! I don’t wanna sound stupid! And because so many of my patients understand a little English, I can usually muddle thru basic conversations relying on them. Which sucks! I feel bad about that! I’m like “I don’t want to talk in a language I’m not fluent in, so I’ll make them talk in a language I’m not fluent in.”

Also to be clear, this is all for stuff like “do you need the bathroom” or “do you want a pepsi from the kitchen.” I will always use an interpreter for anything more complicated than basic needs. But it’s a pain in the ass to use the interpreter ipad, and no one likes it, including the patients. It’d be nice to use it less and to be able to have more of a rapport with my patients. The foundation of my whole nursing practice is casual small talk with patients to learn more about them and their needs, and my Spanish speaking patients don’t get that.

(Neither do my patients who speak Russian or Taishanese or Vietnamese or but like. I don’t expect myself to learn every language in the world. Right now I just want to learn the language I theoretically kinda learned.)

I’ve been really working on pushing myself to try to speak more Spanish, at least a little bit, but I just have this mental block that I can’t push thru. It’s like all the social anxiety I’ve learned to otherwise cope with or moved on from settled entirely in my insecurity about my language skills. It’s nuts. Then I feel guilty about it which makes the block bigger which I feel guilty about, do you see the pattern here. Has anyone have any advice or resources? Not just for learning the language—I would also really appreciate those—but specifically dealing with this language embarrassment?

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no beta we die like every tumblr fandom when AO3 is down

#too soon? #ao3 down #ao3

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Wow I'm super late but I juust saw The Marvels and it was funny, heartwarming, cute, and managed to interest me somewhat in the MCU (incredible feat) but it was lead by women and had almost nothing to do with men so it's being shit on

#i love kamala she's hilarious #I was so not going to watch ms. marvel before this but i def am now #she has a very relatable crush on carol that makes all of their interactions so fun to watch #going into the marvels tag is fine tho #just dont go into the notes #guys are trying very hard to convince people that theyre only bullying this film bc its actually bad this time #no sexism involved whatsoever we prommy #the marvels

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#huh #info #info post #never knew this #we never raked our lawn anyway but now ill be sure to never start

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#still iconic

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pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

#i like my boobs #my bf does too #its understandable theyre very soft and squishy #tbh i dont really try to present either way most days bc im too tired to put much effort into appearance in the first place #but if i ever recover from chronic burnout then id present mostly fem with a little masc for flavor sometimes #being a girl suits me #its just a lot of effort for what my ideal girl form looks like #and i dont have the time money or energy rn #so i present as 'tired'

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Why do people need audio to watch a show with subtitles? I don't get it. What's wrong with the eyes of old people?

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#is it the cataracts?

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From the deepest, farthest, most shadowed reaches of my soul: Rose Quartz

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

#also alma madrigal but as always the SU fandom did it first and worst #it will never cease to baffle me how a show can preach forgiveness and redemption and the value of second chances for five straight seasons #only for its fandom to immediately throw that shit out the window the moment a woman is revealed to be capable of fucking up #rose quartz was the final test and all of you FAILED #like wow yall really didnt get it #the class average is 17.4 congrats guys #catch me cruising by on that sweet sweet curve called media literacy