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crash
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getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)
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Transmasc philosophers be like he/hmmmm
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*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.
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why am i an idiot, i go and mess things up with everyone bc im sad or feeling emotionally drained - who gave me the right to hurt my friends. no one and idk how to fix anything bc ive just been a massive dick head
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no matter how hard i try to open up abt my emotions i always seem to backtrack, run away, pretend it never happened
i am such a pussy
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voted most likely to stumble out of the woods onto the highway 10 years after i went missing covered in blood that isn't my own with no memory of how i ended up like that
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I dont have tumblr sorry
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i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people
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Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime
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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
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“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 
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oh u have a gender? how quaint
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in other news freddy fazbear follows me on twitter so
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Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you
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the masculine urge to write a short sad gay love story based in the 1600s
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i hve to work another 6 hour shift :)
I GET TO WORK TODAY YEAAAAS
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