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okayloki345 · 9 months
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sirius: who has chlamydia here? me. so who's the real winner?
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okayloki345 · 10 months
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sirius: did you know i used to sleep with a potato
remus: ... no....
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okayloki345 · 10 months
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james: the most rizz I had was when I offered to be a father
remus: no that was terrible, don't do that again
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okayloki345 · 11 months
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remus: (talking about old people): they have no teeth and they smell of piss
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okayloki345 · 11 months
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sirius: if I had a boy I would make sure he was a good boy...
remus: ...
james: ...
sirius: ... wait
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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James: rugs were not always put on the floor
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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*modern AU- in english class*
Slughorn: I’m always really sad when Dracula ends
Remus *accidentally really loud* : I’m not
Slughorn: wow remus tell us how you really feel :(
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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Barty Crouch Jr: I was going to go on holiday, but now I’m going to be a terrorist
Regulus: …
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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Dumbledore: have a good day
*remus leaving*
Remus *about 5 seconds later*: you too
Remus *realising delay*: oh god *touches forehead dramatically*
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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*modern AU*
Sirius: don’t you think a lot of cats looks like Nicholas Cage
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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*watching dragons have sex*
sirius: they did the monster mash
james: it was a graveyard smash
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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*modern au*
remus walking in on sirius watching a show*: how far have u got
sirius: lol
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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lily: are you a man
marlene: yes why else do u think i have no titties
mary: how long is your schlong?
marlene: 13 inches, unlucky for some but not for me
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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remus *talking about something random*: tell me more
sirius: *dramatically* well it started when I was young…
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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James: do you know what snack I fancy… focaccia
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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Sirius to Peter when he steals his food: you are the least wham person i’ve ever met you scrawny little rat
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okayloki345 · 1 year
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*modern au*
Slughorn: Sirius what other genre is Dracula
Sirius: victorian erotica
*silence*
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