Hey dude, fuck you
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i was thinkin economically stalled fire country would paste new heads on the old valley of the end statues. just put some billboard up with nart and sas. which is a visual echo to naruto's graffiti of the hokage mt. poetic. circular. spray painted.
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happy valentines day to me, still single and still sleeping (in bed) with the mullet boy.
Life is terrible.
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Lets hope for a twitter fight with Kanye
I’m either going to be alone on Valentines day or hopefully Russia will attack me after me trying to get on their Hokage’s chest.
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I’m either going to be alone on Valentines day or hopefully Russia will attack me after me trying to get on their Hokage’s chest.
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“I miss my left nipple” was not the thing I wanted to hear today after an argument
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No.
He very brutally fingerbanged my left nostril.
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I fought the mullet boy for the last muffin and ohh you know how our fight went...
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My nose is itching, wish I had a gf who could scratch it instead of the useless mullet boy who refuses to do that.
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I have 5 followers people who have the potential to match be with their lady friends.
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A lady I matched today on tinder called me a hefty baldie and it made my day
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Mullet boy hid me under a shirt today so when he was out to get me groceries I started to make bowel movements noises.
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Ready to mingle!
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