“give me a fucking break.” - from stonerfreed
✞The words don't draw an immediate reaction from Pucci. He's a prison chaplain. He's been barraged with much worse. The things he has heard prisoners confess to would make a weaker man's skin crawl. After a few seconds, he lets out a sigh.
"Jolyne, that attitude isn't going to get you anywhere. You are in prison for a reason."
The words taste delicious. It's his reason. He put her here, and he believes she will spend her entire life without knowing this. He glances down at the clock on the table, 11:15 am. He has her for another fifteen minutes. He can prod a bit. Jolyne has an hour of his time blocked off for spiritual counseling - A service offered by the prison.
"Do you regret your crime, Jolyne?"
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* ∘ ∙ — misc sentence starters (pt 2)
“give me a fucking break.”
“you’re the bees’ knees”
“i don’t need sex—the government fucks me over every day”
“confusing reality with dreams and having false memories is kinda my thing”
“kinda want a milkshake, kinda wanna fade away”
“what a motherfucker. what a tool.”
“who thinks they can find me & win?”
“eat my ass, spirits”
“i want to punch god in the face”
“rise & grind baby let’s eat today’s ass”
“i-is this allowed?”
“my objective in life is to dethrone god & destroy capitalism”
“excuse me but what the fuck?”
“this is so sad alexa play despacito”
“yeah, i like ass. After School Snacks”
“do i look like i know what a jpeg is”
“whom talking about vore?”
“words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci”
“this ramen is my girlfriend”
“all i do is drink water & be stupid”
“im a brat??? okay and??? i know??? next argument???”
“i’m just gradually becoming a disaster”
“check yourself before you shrek yourself”
“i don’t have to be drunk or high to make bad life descisions”
“aw hell yeah”
“don’t try it, demon”
“the dangers of being too cool: an autobiography”
“man, i can’t go in there. i’ve got all that stuff”
“whoever stole my cactus you’re a piece of shit”
“young, dumb & full of existential dread”
“why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time”
“oh yeah? i’ve got five words for you. please be nice to me”
“i was late cause i followed this one dog three blocks in the wrong direction”
“hate your job? try astral projection”
“alexa play africa by toto”
“all i can make is cold cereal & maybe toast.”
“i never know what’s going on & i believe it’s very sexy of me to be like that”
“i am very small & i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.”
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word prompts compilation
complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME
ADD ++ FOR REVERSE
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention
[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine
[ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket
[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.
[ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning
[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair
[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair
[ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine
[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room
[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer
[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger
[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s
[ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying
[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food
[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine
[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance
[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine
[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap
[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring
[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually
[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support
[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm
[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand
[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did
[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine
[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap
[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down
[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away
[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours
[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare
[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation
[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury
[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine
[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger
[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine
[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye
[ secrets ] my muse sharing/confiding a secret
[ bloody ] for your muse coming to my muse with blood stains
[ drunk ] your muse takes care of my very drunk muse
[ bed ] my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before
[ scream ] my muse hears your muse scream and runs to them
[ trail ] my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scars, asking them about it
[ piggyback ] my muse gives yours a piggyback ride
[ jump ] my muse holding yours up by their thighs
[ carry ] my muse carries your muse to their house
[ lighter ] my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette
[ shot ] my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses for aid
[ wound ] my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten
[ fight ] my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else
[ arrest ] your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs
[ hospital ] my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened
[ betrayal ] my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them and confronts them about it
[ nude ] my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked
[ karaoke ] for our muses to sing together
[ wet ] your muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for my muse to join them
[ crawl ] for your muse to crawl into bed with mine .
[ flower ] for your muse to offer my muse their favourite flower
[ gift ] for my muse to surprise your muse with a gift
[ homemade gift ] for my muse to make your muse a gift
[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )
[ serenade ] for my muse to sing to your muse
[ caress ] for your muse to gently run their hand down my muse’s face
[ caught ] for your muse to catch my muse wearing their shirt .
[ love letter ] for your muse to give my muse a love letter they wrote for them
[ boop ] for your muse to boop my muse on the nose
[ date ] for my muse to ask your muse to go on a date
[ confess ] for my muse to confess their feelings to your muse
[ sleepy ] for my muse to slowly fall alseep on your muse
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