Christmas Movie, but it's from the perspective of Jesus Christ, who sneaks back to Earth, and is immediately confused why everyone is celebrating his birthday in December.
He wanders into a Megachurch on accident, thinking it was a mini mall, and hears an evangelist (who lives in a mansion) taking the Lord's name in Vain to guilt donations out of people. Then he gets arrested for rushing the stage and beating that guy with a whip.
A significant chunk of the movie is just his elaborate escape from prison, wherein he starts a riot upon learning how cruelly the prisoners are treated by a blasphemous carceral system.
The movie ends with him using God Magic on the president of the US, and being formally declared the Anti Christ by the Catholic Church
ANYWAYS logged on to say happy 3 month adoption-versary to me and my sweetie girl Beyblade
the shelter told me that the rule of 3s with cats is 3 days to stop hiding, 3 weeks to get comfortable, and 3 months to show their true personality. i’m so happy that we finally hit our last milestone <3
can’t wait to spend the next 10-15 years with u by my side!!!! (no one has any clue how old she is lol)
also let’s all appreciate the “lifelong @taylorswift fan to cat owner” pipeline