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oblivionsdream · 38 minutes
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kevin's the court queen and neil's the court jester
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oblivionsdream · 47 minutes
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I do like how in greek mythology babies can gestate anywhere inside the body. stomach? check. sewed under the skin of ur thigh? check. inside skull? check. no uterus required.
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oblivionsdream · 49 minutes
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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order
you arrogant fool (abby)
you imbecile (kevin)
your ball-battered brain (kevin)
you feckless child (kevin)
those clowns (trojans)
pet goalkeeper (andrew)
the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]
kevin’s pet monster (andrew)
the sunshine court [derogatory]
wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)
unhinged optimist (renee)
some plump shrink (bee)
that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]
you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]
an abominable cockroach (neil)
the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]
andrew’s twin
worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)
a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]
annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)
strange and misguided (the trojans)
the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)
the sunshine court [less derogatory]
“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)
wretched beast (gr****n)
your ignorant mouth (lucas)
“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)
neil, being the person he was,
you ignorant child (neil)
miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]
ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law
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oblivionsdream · 1 hour
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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
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oblivionsdream · 2 hours
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Don’t mind me just crying over Jean Moreau.
I can’t wait to see him continue healing in book 2. 😭
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oblivionsdream · 9 hours
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Generic Medieval Fantasy™ role reversal where the royal chancellor is a jocular goofball with a strange preoccupation with dad-joke-level puns and the royal jester is just intensely sinister in ways that only outsiders ever seem to notice.
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oblivionsdream · 9 hours
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Following this up to say that I think I'm going to name the Ghost Girl "Daisy". I imagine her mother read the Great Gatsby and related WAY too much to Daisy Buchanan's thinking that being a beautiful little fool was the best thing a girl could be
Character idea- a medium runs an antique store and helps ghosts who haunt old objects move onto the after life. One of these ghosts haunts a 1950's rotary telephone and the medium is able to talk to her through the phone specifically but this ghost refuses to move on. Obviously they're lesbians.
Also there's a poltergeist who haunts the store and is just a pest that knocks shit over. The medium never sees the poltergeist (because ghosts can choose to allow her to see them) and so she thinks he's just an annoying pest. Turns out the poltergeist is a ghost cat just doing cat shit.
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oblivionsdream · 12 hours
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Ghost cat shenaniganery please
Haha yesss
Just ghost cat knocking things over to be a brat
Rude customers mysteriously winding up with painful scratches
Cue ghost girl purposefully throwing the cat at the medium’s asshole ex because GG can’t actually do anything to them herself but the cat can
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oblivionsdream · 13 hours
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A new coffee shop I went to had this phone and I just think it would be the PERFECT one for ghost girl to haunt
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Character idea- a medium runs an antique store and helps ghosts who haunt old objects move onto the after life. One of these ghosts haunts a 1950's rotary telephone and the medium is able to talk to her through the phone specifically but this ghost refuses to move on. Obviously they're lesbians.
Also there's a poltergeist who haunts the store and is just a pest that knocks shit over. The medium never sees the poltergeist (because ghosts can choose to allow her to see them) and so she thinks he's just an annoying pest. Turns out the poltergeist is a ghost cat just doing cat shit.
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oblivionsdream · 14 hours
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Don’t mind me just crying over Jean Moreau.
I can’t wait to see him continue healing in book 2. 😭
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oblivionsdream · 1 day
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[ oc ] Nacht, the last of the angels in this series! This one is my favorite.
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oblivionsdream · 2 days
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@chronicoddity suggested I use this audio for my silly guys and she was very right 😂
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oblivionsdream · 2 days
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Just thinking about the Baroque style nightclub from my dream the other night called "The Spine" where everyone dressed in fancy costumes and I yearn
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oblivionsdream · 3 days
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oblivionsdream · 3 days
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if you can, please BUY The Sunshine Court yourself.
It will be less than a dollar to purchase. Don't get it from third party book sharing sites.
If you are able to, please support self published authors.
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oblivionsdream · 3 days
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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