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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
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when your girlfriend tells you no scams, no side deals, no loopholes, no tax evasion
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Annnnnd we’re back with Chapter 2!!!!  Thank ya’ll for your patience. This is just a quick little update because I wanted to get something out this week. Chapter’s 3 and 4 will be out in April <3  https://archiveofourown.org/works/30901235/chapters/76304495
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Someone spam me with Bughead smut that I’ve missed these last 9 months. ❤️🙏
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I’m backkkk!
Sorry for the delay, I was making another baby.
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@lucivar and @cheryllclayton ❤️
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Lili Reinhart attends The 2021 Met Gala Celebrating In America: A Lexicon Of Fashion - September 13th.
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Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.
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Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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But it’s so accurate.
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
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What was Zeus’s stripper name?
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would you lie with me (and just forget the world)
“The one where Betty starts to heal.”
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Sequel to (if you knew) the damage that I did fic/post
“Whatcha thinkin’ about, Cap’?”
Betty turns around, setting her eyes on her childhood best friend and his fiery red hair. He has a constantly-present dopey smile on his face.
“The mission,” she replies. “Supposed to be a good day for flying, Sergeant Andrews.”
Staff Sergeant Andrews chuckles to himself, knocking the heel of his combat boot on the pavement. “Well… you always say the view’s better from up there, ma’am.”
“How many times do I have to remind you that you don’t need to call me that?”
“It’s doctrine.”
“I’m your company commander, Andrews, and I say quit it.” She shoves his shoulder playfully and they both laugh. “I also say that you should write to your mom and ask for more cookies. That’s an order, Sarge.”
Archie salutes almost jokingly in response and Betty smiles again, even harder this time. “You’ve got it, Cooper. You’re the reason I’m dead.” He turns and starts to walk away.
There is a sudden pain in Betty’s chest. “What… what are you talking about?”
The world shifts, the sky turns red, and Archie falls to the ground. Betty runs over to him, but trips and falls, landing beside him.
He looks paralyzed, blood soaking his uniform. Betty tries getting his attention, calling his name. His eyes land on her, fear permeating his gaze.
“Your… fault…” he mutters just before his body slacks and his arm falls flat on the sidewalk.
Her heartbeat is in her ears, rendering her deaf. Betty’s chest tightens, making it seem as if she can’t breathe. She tries to stand and back away, but she ends up landing flat on her back. Betty sits up, confused.
Half of her leg is gone, and blood soaks her hands and uniform too, just like Archie.
“Betty!”
The voice echoes in her head, not quite getting her attention.
“Betty!”
When she opens her eyes, it is dark and she can only process the sound of her breathing.
“In and out, just like that,” a comforting voice says. “It’s okay. You’re safe, Betty.”
She does her best to focus her eyes, and they finally show her what she wants to see.
Or who, rather.
“Jug,” she whispers, letting out a breath she didn’t know she was holding.
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the artist haunting the muse
silver springs, fleetwood mac // pete davidson: alive from new york // high society (1956) // taylor swift, VMAs 2013 // writer in the dark, lorde // one tree hill, 5x06 // portrait of a lady on fire (2019) // driver’s licence, olivia rodrigo // gives you hell, the all american rejects // la la land (2016)
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once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
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