notdrhanniballecter

[notdrhanniballecter]

#so fucking gay for each other #*points at both* gay. cannibals. #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #love these gay cannibals

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hannibal: The cannibalistic urge to bite something

Will: Owww!! Dammit, Hannibal. That was my arm!!

Hannibal: My teeth are my love language

Will: I wish you would love me less...

#hannibal the cannibal #will the chew toy #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal shitpost

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #372.

I am now a full time professor at [redacted].

For those of you wondering, yes. There was an opening due to a sudden vacancy. I may or may not have had something to do with the reasoning behind the vacancy.

*begins making dinner for my beloved family*

#hanni facts #hannibal speaks #hannibal lecter #hannibal shitpost #hanni mod: yep. officially an assistant professor now #*evil laughter*

[notdrhanniballecter]

☝My students when they receive feedback on their drafts.

Hannibal 2x02 - “Sakizuki”

#hannibal #hannibaledit #hannibal lecter #hannibal gifs #hanni mod: here i am. back on my english professor bullshit. once again

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #371.

In private, Will calls me mio lupo-orso...

He claims it has something to do with my chest hair...

I think he misses his dogs too much.

#hanni facts #hannibal speaks #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #hanni mod: will mod calls me wolf-bear for the same reason... probably because they want a dog... they are such a will #hannibal shitpost

[notdrhanniballecter]

I did not envision you would stoop so low as to being owned, Dr. Lecter

Have I been debased through marriage? I think not. I am not owned, but reverently and blissfully captured by a higher form of beauty.

@ilmaritodelmostro has been elevated to his rightful status as my worthy deity. I am more than happy to prostrate myself in worship.

#hannibal speaks #hanni asks #hanni anon asks #hannibal lecter #will graham #i'm going to change you to 🐝 anon #🐝 anon

[notdrhanniballecter]

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CULT OF CHUCKY (2017) dir. Don Mancini

#i write behooves in emails to students all the time #had one write back 'lol. ok hannibal. calm down' #they have no idea what my tumblr life consists of... it behooves me to keep it that way #chucky #hannibal lecter #hanni mod speaks in the tag

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #370.

Will has the gift of cutting through my more elaborate metaphors and analogies via succinct movie quotes and memes.

For instance, while discussing my promise to Alana I waxed poetically about giving her a mindful head start out of respect for her as former pupil and lover.

Will's response was to text her the following:

#hanni facts #hannibal speaks #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #will is king of memes

[notdrhanniballecter]

Intriguing that you’ve named me. Might I assume there is an ‘a’ anon, if I am to be ‘b’?

I also can’t help but wonder. Your quote speaks of neutrality, yes, but it also speaks of cowardice; may I assume you find my anonymity cowardly?

There was indeed an 'a anon' who wrote to me during my incarceration. He called himself my Avid Fan. He also called himself the Great Red Dragon. My husband and I had the pleasure of meeting him in person. Sadly, he did not live up to expectations.

Neutrality and cowardice do not necessarily go together in my mind. Dante may have harsher standards than myself. Yet I would warn that if you wish to live up to any standards you set forth, be sure to appease my beloved spouse. I am their property after all.

#hannibal speaks #hanni asks #hanni anon asks #b💛 anon #hannibal lecter #will graham #<possessive mongoose #murder husbands

[notdrhanniballecter]

Neither or both, depending on how you view neutrality

E io, che riguardai, vidi una ’nsegna | che girando correva tanto ratta, | che d’ogne posa mi parea indegna;

e dietro le venìa sì lunga tratta | di gente, ch’i’ non averei creduto | che morte tanta n’avesse disfatta.

Poscia ch’io v’ebbi alcun riconosciuto, | vidi e conobbi l’ombra di colui | che fece per viltade il gran rifiuto. -Dante, Inferno 3.52-60

#hannibal speaks #dante had a place for neutrals #dante's inferno #hanni asks #hanni anon asks #i think i shall call you b💛 anon

[notdrhanniballecter]

It's always the same person too. And she has no idea what's going on and loves to tell her society friends about these strange events. She has yet to connect the dots... Poor Mrs. Komeda

pov you are a casual passer by in nbc hannibal. apologies, this concert is cancelled due to a human violin being found on our stage, please contact the box office for refunds. no dog walking on this beach due to human totem pole and assorted loose body parts. no parking : human tree. court is adjourned for the week as the judge has recently been murdered and displayed from the ceiling. no horse riding today : man in horse. museum closed : human head found on skeleton. we are sorry but we are not open for tourists today due to a human origami heart being discovered in this church. private painting viewings forbidden from now on : priceless artwork has been eaten.

#mrs. komeda #of course it's her #she tells hannibal all about them too #nbc hannibal #hannibal shitpost

[notdrhanniballecter]

Mystery indeed. I suppose I am to provide clues if you are to solve it

I have suspicions as to your identity, anon. Nevertheless, clues would be most welcome. Shall we start with the obvious? Friend or foe?

#hannibal speaks #hanni asks #hanni anon asks

[notdrhanniballecter]

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((Will mod moment)):

Hello lovely Murder fam followers! So, so sorry for the silence lately. Life has been wildly busy between graduating with my M.A., recovering from three years of insanity, the next stages of my trans*ition, and preparing to move. Some wonderful news though! Hanni-mod (@notdrhanniballecter) and I are going to be moving in together at the end of this month! Prepare yourselves for a dramatic increase in horniness, shitposts, and murder ranting!!

Sincere thanks for your continued support of myself, the family, and this astounding show/fandom! 🥩🖤

#mod moment: I'm so excited #<ditto!! #behind the veil #will graham #hannibal lecter #murder husbands #will-mod speaks #this will is taken #hanni mod speaks and confirms. taken

[notdrhanniballecter]

It’s been a long time. And I’m not referring to the brief 2 week hiatus

#hannibal speaks #hanni asks #hanni anon asks #ooo. a mystery to unfold

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hello Dr. Lecter

#hannibal speaks #hanni anon asks #yeah. still alive

[notdrhanniballecter]

Hanni fact #369.

Sometimes Will refuses to eat my special meals out of spite or to "push my buttons." I would feel betrayed hurt, if not murderous perturbed, by these petty slight insults so much so that I feel the urge to gut him like a fish again. However, I spare him because know he will eat the leftovers within 24 hours or else....

It's man law.

#hanni facts #hannibal speaks #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal shitpost #man law is a thing #even if you have your name on the takeaway box. you have 24 hours to eat it before it's mine

[notdrhanniballecter]

Always. She is a Queen after all.

All hail the queen

(via)

#awww this is so cute #grand entry #cat lover #all hail the queen #murder family and their pets #hannibal speaks