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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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vibe check
your last three used emojis are your vibes.
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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UPDATE
Dabi (15 y/o - present age)
Sun/Moon, FNAF: Security Breach (present age)
(Some) Fictional Characters I’ve Had A Crush On
-Jon Arbuckle (12 y/o) -Bill Cipher (11-15 y/o) -The Onceler [The Lorax, March 2, 2012](15 y/o-present age) -Amaimon Pheles (12 y/o-present age) -Komaeda (16 y/o-present age) - Szayel Aporro Granz (13 y/o-present age) -Senkuu Ishigami (15 y/o - present age) -Juuzou Suzuya (12-16 y/o) -Jinta Yadomi (15 y/o - present age) -Mahito (present age) -Fushiguro Megumi (present age) -Shinso Hitoshi (14 y/o - present age) -Choromatsu Matsuno (13 y/o-present age) -Tanaka Gundham (14 y/o - present age) -Edogawa Ranpo (15 y/o - present age) -Ciel Phantomhive (13 y/o) -Shikamaru Nara (11 y/o - present age) -Gray Fullbuster (12-14 y/o) -Kakyoin Noriyaki (14 y/o - present) -Rohan Kishibe (14 y/o - present) -Sans (11 y/o - present) 
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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They added frogs
minecraft needs frogs and grasshoppers. 
@mojang-official
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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UPDATE: I'VE HELD A JOB FOR OVER 3 MONTHS! THIS IS MY FIRST JOB, AND I REALLY LIKE IT
Interviewer: So, why do you want this job?
Me (In my head): I wanna buy art from my friends and every artist I come across, ($100 a month budget) also I wanna get Crunchyroll Premium Mega Fan access so I can watch offline and download episodes of cool shows (14.99 a month)…. i wanna fund a gamer lifestyle and buy DLCs from indie developers (around $20 a piece) so they get supported. I wanna build a PC to go superfast (at least $1000) and I wanna be a YouTuber on the side
Me: Well, I’d like to be more independent, as well as maybe take up hobbies that I wouldn’t be able to without this job. I also believe that being employed here will allow me to network and move up in the world. I’m looking to move out of my parents’ house, and I think this job is just the think I need to get on my feet. 
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me (in my head): I wanna jack off, watch anime, and eat crisps all day. please hire me.
Me: Well, ideally, I’ll be successful, and have finished college. Maybe have finally mastered a second language, and secured a couple more marketable skills. I’m always looking to improve upon myself!
Interviewer: What qualities make you a team player?
Me (in my head): I am not, I hate working with others, I would shrivel up and die at the thought of contradicting someone else, even thinking about thinking about having a conflicting opinion or plan with someone has me scared stiff.
Me: I think it’d be my willingness to adapt to others quickly, or perhaps it’s the way I propose plans first and strike while the iron is hot, so to speak. I do love working with others, because then I get to hear different ideas and plans. 
Interviewer: Looks like our time is up! I’ll give you a call later if I get any news.
Me (out loud and in my head): Thank you! I really appreciate the time you’ve given me today. I hope to hear from you soon!
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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was trying to get a picture of Khoshekh pondering the orb for tumblr but uh
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what the fuck is this???
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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"Safe Abortion for All.
No Compromise - No Apology"
Print by Bum Lung Press
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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I was complaining about not being feminine and so I tried to be, and my friend had this to say.
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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Bro... I wish I was as hot as my friend says I am.
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I look like this for real. Like? Who's gonna be into that?
Every bf I had dumped me because they just... lost attraction. The guy who I was so in love with dumped me and got with another girl the day after.
I'm not very well endowed, I'm not personable, and I'm not very dateable. I don't have a personality that makes up for my looks, and I don't have looks that make up for my personality.
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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UPDATE
Piers, Pokémon SWSH (present age)
(Some) Fictional Characters I’ve Had A Crush On
-Jon Arbuckle (12 y/o) -Bill Cipher (11-15 y/o) -The Onceler [The Lorax, March 2, 2012](15 y/o-present age) -Amaimon Pheles (12 y/o-present age) -Komaeda (16 y/o-present age) - Szayel Aporro Granz (13 y/o-present age) -Senkuu Ishigami (15 y/o - present age) -Juuzou Suzuya (12-16 y/o) -Jinta Yadomi (15 y/o - present age) -Mahito (present age) -Fushiguro Megumi (present age) -Shinso Hitoshi (14 y/o - present age) -Choromatsu Matsuno (13 y/o-present age) -Tanaka Gundham (14 y/o - present age) -Edogawa Ranpo (15 y/o - present age) -Ciel Phantomhive (13 y/o) -Shikamaru Nara (11 y/o - present age) -Gray Fullbuster (12-14 y/o) -Kakyoin Noriyaki (14 y/o - present) -Rohan Kishibe (14 y/o - present) -Sans (11 y/o - present) 
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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rb to give the person u rb'd this from transgender swag
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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Aye, what the fuck is this?
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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I’m omw
Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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They're gay, that's why they can't tie shoelaces
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not-a-crow-i-swear · 2 years
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https://picrew.me/share?cd=z1VL7YgZNi
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