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Get Ready for The Return of the NORMAL TAROT (backerkit.com)
We are returning with not just a new edition of the Normal Tarot, though there is that, too. And it's gorgeous. Truly.
But we're also reprinting all three of the previous versions of the deck. The original, the silver, the gold. All of it.
And the updated guidebook? Will include an illustration for each edition in its entries, making it compatible across all four decks. So come join us in getting excited.
We launch March 5th.
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Get Ready for The Return of the NORMAL TAROT (backerkit.com)
We are returning with not just a new edition of the Normal Tarot, though there is that, too. And it's gorgeous. Truly.
But we're also reprinting all three of the previous versions of the deck. The original, the silver, the gold. All of it.
And the updated guidebook? Will include an illustration for each edition in its entries, making it compatible across all four decks. So come join us in getting excited.
We launch March 5th.
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normal-horoscopes · 9 months
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Hey, I'm not using this blog anymore! I'm over @cryptotheism
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normal-horoscopes · 9 months
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Hey, I'm not using this blog anymore! I'm over @cryptotheism
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normal-horoscopes · 1 year
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Hey, I'm not using this blog anymore! I'm over @cryptotheism
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normal-horoscopes · 1 year
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Hey, I'm not using this blog anymore! I'm over @cryptotheism
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normal-horoscopes · 1 year
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Hey, I'm not using this blog anymore! I'm over @cryptotheism
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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Heya! If yall are still following me here, I’m leaving this blog up, but I’ve moved over to @cryptotheism
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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It looks like the reason was that one of my side blogs got flagged for NSFW content. No harm no foul. Got my blog back!
The Wizard Lives
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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tbh, im considering saving this blog as an archive, and then moving over to @cryptotheism
The Wizard Lives
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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The Wizard Lives
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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I'm an atheist conceptual shamanist. There's no god, but if I concentrate I can talk to the idea of math.
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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Nothing But Trouble sequel with Eric Andre as the Judge. Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe play the leads.
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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Christian radio in the north: God created you and loves you just as you are. That's why your gay thoughts are only a sin if you act on them. Next after the break: the antifa transsexuals who want to destroy the federal reserve-- and how you can stop them.
Christian radio in the south: Godless scientists are attempting to resurrect the dead into BeyondMeat™️ bodies animated by artifical intelligence. Christians are advised not to be deceived by this repugnant inversion of the order of nature, as only God can create a living human soul. Next after the break: the antifa transsexuals who want to destroy the federal reserve-- and why we should let them.
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normal-horoscopes · 2 years
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guy who has only read the epic of gilgamesh reading the second written narrative: getting a lot of epic of gilgamesh vibes from this
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I'm a gnostic atheist. I don't believe in God but every once in a while I astral project up to heaven just to make sure the place is still empty.
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hiya. thoughts on having to become certified to use crystals and chakra?
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Rational brain: this is fucking stupid
Occultist brain: this is fucking stupid
Mystic brain: this is fucking stupid
Hustle brain: Whatever they're charging I'll do it for 50% the price. I'll even mail you a diploma.
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