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noranthing · 6 hours ago
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the Lord of the Rings, doodles 10
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noranthing · 6 hours ago
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I hope
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noranthing · 14 hours ago
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Nazgul
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noranthing · a day ago
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gandalf: you see, sauron really put a lot of himself into the ring--
the one ring: *whispers seductively to anyone within range* put your finger in me put your finger in me put your finger in me put your finger in me COME ON FUCK ME HARD WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??! (i can shapeshift ;) )
sauron: ...
sauron: i swear i have no idea where that came from
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noranthing · a day ago
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Crack, Silvergifting, kinda gender bend?-ish? so a little bit of space first.
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Random colour for once ><
Older b/w comics are existing around <here> + <index>
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noranthing · a day ago
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Anakin Annatar, NO.
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noranthing · a day ago
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Chibi Alexandra Trese sticker and button available at my Redbubble shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/AJcloset/shop?asc=u
Please do not steal, repost, or watermark my art
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noranthing · a day ago
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Emissary of the Court of Death
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noranthing · a day ago
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Gandalf: I need you to help save the world
Hobbits: What do we care about the problems of the outside world
Gandalf: If you don’t you won’t have ale or pipeweed and you won’t get seven meals a day
Hobbits:
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noranthing · a day ago
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gandalf: .....yeah that’s fair
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noranthing · a day ago
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i just watched lord of the rings for the first time and i really vibed with gandalf
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noranthing · a day ago
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I think film!Gandalf’s real power is just being a good matchmaker. His Strategy™ is always “throw people together and count on their love to save the world.”  And it always works, so I guess he’s got a point
Frodo: I can take the ring to Rivendell Gandalf:………take Sam with you
Thorin: I must reclaim my birthright Gandalf: You should go with this confirmed bachelor– burglar! I meant burglar
Legolas: dWarves Gimli: eLVES Gandalf: how about we all go on a long walk together. and see how we feel after that
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noranthing · a day ago
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In Gondor
Gandalf: Pippin.
Pippin: yes?
Gandalf: have you been telling people I’m your father
Pippin: what!
Pippin: that’s ridiculous. Why would I tell people that. What an absurd and obviously untrue thing for me to say. haha.
Pippin: out of interest, who told you
Gandalf: why did you do this
Pippin: well, as I just said, I did not. BUT, if I had done what you are accusing me of doing, I imagine I would have done it because it was, very funny
Gandalf: ….
Pippin: …
Gandalf: it IS quite funny
Pippin: it is
Gandalf: they were so confused
Pippin: so hilariously confused
Gandalf: ……….
Gandalf: alright now how are we playing this? am I married to your mother? I don’t know if that would be believable
Pippin: I don’t see any reason I can’t have two fathers
Gandalf: genius
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noranthing · a day ago
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Aragorn, picking up his phone expecting Arwen: Hey babygirl, tell me something I wanna hear.
Elrond, deadpan: We’re calling a council tomorrow, greasy ranger boy.
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noranthing · a day ago
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Sam: *slowly sharpens knife* We’ve got ways of making people…. talk. Sam: *cuts piece of cake* Pippin: …can I have some? Sam: Cake is for talkers.
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noranthing · 2 days ago
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Aragorn: Call the hobbits, they’re not listening to me.
Boromir: I’m not their dad!
Aragorn: Just do it.
Boromir: Ok guys! Line up, let’s move out!
*the hobbits immediately start following him*
Aragorn:
Boromir: no listen LISTEN i’m not their-
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noranthing · 2 days ago
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Boromir : What are you writing?
Legolas: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Aragorn, looking over Legolas's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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noranthing · 2 days ago
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They share thesame voice actor helppppp 😭 no wonder why they sound so daddy 😭🥵
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noranthing · 2 days ago
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Suddenly everybody’s a monster fucker. There’s someone for everyone! Whether you like himbo twin demi-gods, tikbalang, engkanto, aswang, or manananggal, #TreseOnNetflix gotchu. #TabiTabiPo
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noranthing · 3 days ago
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Ok but hear me out. Tolkien describes a fana as being more like clothing than how we relate to a body. Thus, when Sauron dons a wolf-shape it can quite accurately be called a wolf-suit, or as we know these in the modern vernacular, a fursuit. In this essay i will,,
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