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PARKS AND RECREATION (2009—2015)

SEASON FOUR,  EPISODE TWENTY_TWO Win, Lose, or Draw

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JOSIE SALTZMAN ↴

You Have to Pick One This Time  ( 4.01 )

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Back To The Future, 1985 dir. Robert Zemeckis

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Favourite Community episodes: Pilot

You know what makes different humans than other animals? We are the only species on earth who observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe shark week, but we do, for the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, go like this and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside – because people can connect with everything. We can sympathise with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything but themselves.

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Favourite Community episodes: Remedial Chaos Theory

Chaos already dominates enough of our lives. The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn’t to fight it but to weather it together on the raft of life, a raft held together by those few rare things we know to be predictable.

Ropes? Vines. Vines? Let him finish!

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Favourite Community episodes: Modern Warfare

There’s also going to be a game of Paintball Assassin with a prize for last man standing. Or last man in a wheelchair with paint on them.

Or last woman.

Give it a rest, Britta.

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Britta and Abed + sleeping on each other

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Troy Barnes + his crooked smile

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High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008) / The Greatest Showman (2017)

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Community + being meta 

Abed, it makes the group uncomfortable when you talk about us like we’re characters in a show you’re watching. Well, that’s sort of my gimmick. But we did lean on that pretty hard last week. I can lay low for an episode.

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Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box? Who’s Michael Crawford? Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now my mom - she’s seen that musical twenty-seven times, and she put Michael Crawford’s picture in our refrigerator. Not on it - in it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (2006), dir. Kenny Ortega

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favorite tvd characters: caroline forbes

whenever anybody tells me i can’t do something, i prove them wrong.

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elena gilbert appreciation week 2021 day 5: favorite relationship → elena, bonnie, and caroline

Promise me something, both of you. Write it all down, everything that you accomplish in your lives, every crush, when you fall in love, when you start a family, every time you fantasize about wanting to kill Damon. Write it down, so that one day when I wake up I can read all about my best friends’ lives and feel like I was there.

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I just watched the last episode of Superstore and honestly? The glowing stars at the ceiling of Jonah and Amy's children's room? Brilliant. Absolutely fucking brilliant.

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JENNY BOYD, ARIA SHAHGHASEMI Legacies S04E01 “You Have To Pick One This Time”

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All right, look, I’m not saying I don’t believe, but right now I’m going with eyewitness over Banshee. We’re leaving a few deputies here, the school’s on lockdown till 3 o’clock, nobody comes in, nobody goes out. Buddy, that’s the best I’ve got right now. That’s the best I can give you, Stiles.

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