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Pheromosa: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Blacephalon: Not it!

Xurkitree: Not it!

Pheromosa: …Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Blacephalon: The wee-woo thingy?

Naganadel: THE FIRE ALARM!?

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Buzzwole: What if we hung mistletoe, but instead of kissing, we have to fight whoever else is underneath it

Celesteela: No

Pheromosa: MistleFoe

Celesteela: Don't encourage them

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Stakataka: Do you want this handful of moss?

Pheromosa: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss?

Stakataka: Damn, you could’ve just said no.

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Xurkitree: Poipole keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use.

Xurkitree: So I renamed ours to "Poipole use this one" to help them out a little.

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Guzzlord: Evil never sleeps!

Nihilego, looking at Celesteela: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Poipole: Hello, I'm Poipole. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

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Guzzlord: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Stakataka: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Celesteela: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Poipole: How so?

Celesteela: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Kartana: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Nihilego: Do you make any other kind?

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Kartana: Would you slap Xurkitree-

Blacephalon: Yes.

Kartana: I didn't even finish!

Blacephalon: Sorry, continue.

Kartana: Would you slap Xurkitree for some coins?

Blacephalon: I would do it for free.

Xurkitree: Rude…

#edit: lol i forgot to edit and it said “would you slap E for some coins” mb #incorrect quotes #incorrect ultra beasts quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #pokemon #ultra beasts #pokemon sun and moon #pokemon ultra sun and moon #blacephalon #xurkitree #kartana

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Cosmog: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Poipole: What did they change my name to?

Cosmog: Chosen One.

Poipole: Don’t change it back.

Cosmog: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Poipole: I’m the chosen one.

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Xurkitree: I'm your hottest friend, Kartana!

Xurkitree: no, wait, that's Pheromosa. Or Buzzwole. I'm your nicest friend!

Xurkitree: Celesteela... I'm your friend!

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Poipole: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Celesteela: 'Prettiest Smile'

Naganadel: 'Nicest Personality'

Buzzwole: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Kartana: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Xurkitree: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

Blacephalon: Aww, thanks—

Xurkitree: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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Celesteela: if I say I'll be ready in five minutes, it means I'll be ready in five minutes...

Celesteela: no need to remind me every fifteen minutes about it...

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Buzzwole: are you listening to me?

Pheromosa: *nods*

Buzzwole: what did I just say?

Pheromosa: *nods*

Buzzwole:

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