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14 year old me, drawing naked ladies: idk, I just think that women are way prettier to look at than men, their bodies are just very aesthetic :)

... Exactly, Bestie. It's called "being gay". You're gay.

#gay #gay memes #closeted lesbian #lesbian #lgbtqia #queer teen

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"f*ck you, my child is completely fine" Your child nearly set your house on fire burning her diary

#this is definitely not based on personal experience or anything

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ok roomie, please stay on your side of the wall tho, we don't have that kind of living arrangement bestie <3

I'm so afraid of confrontation that I let spiders live with me as my roommates

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mosquitos really out here thinking they're some sort of vampires, bro ur neither hot nor mysterious, u literally can't even sneak up on ppl because of that stupid bsssss noise, wtf

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Lol I guess some fake Ray ban account hacked me to post spam ads? Who they tryna reach with that, I only got like 50 followers and none of them regularly look at my posts lmao

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I'm so afraid of confrontation that I let spiders live with me as my roommates

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in other words: mom come pick me up I'm scared, there's wolves doing it in my house & for some reason they want me to stay and watch or something

#wolves #phosphorescent #music #song lyrics #Meme #mom come pick me up i hate it here #Mom come pick me up #I'm scared #literature #literature memes

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Me instead of studying for an exam 🤝 ppl doing their eye make-up

"I'm just gonna wing it"

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I can't believe this was in 1926, I feel so old😩

#da vinki #classic lit memes #english lit memes #covid19 #fuck covid #tiktok culture #feel old yet? #gen z humor

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only the true 90s kids will remember😩💯🔥💪🙅‍♀️💖🙏✨

#90s kid #90s #90s icons #only 90s kids remember

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Often when a sentence sounds extremely good in your head, it's because you've heard it somewhere before. Remember this, especially in serious situations, otherwise you'll end up unknowingly quoting a porno in an argument about human rights. Please trust me on that one.

#this is definitely not from first-hand experience #PSA #important psa

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ok I just wanna get this straight: I'm not wearing a bra because society tells me to, I'm wearing a bra because I'm depressed as fuck and this is the closest I get to a hug

#I'm depressed so I make jokes on the internet #Is this therapy? #Taking the hamlet impersonation a little too far #depressing memes #Jokes about my suffering #Bra #just girly things #Hamlet

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#classic lit memes #classic literature #english lit memes #literature #brontë sisters #shakespeare #jane eyre #charlotte bronte #lit memes #books #the picture of dorian gray #oscar wilde #john singer sargent #art #art history #art history memes #history memes #history #gay memes #gay literature

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I wanna be licensed by the king to confiscate booty

I'M DYING, this is by far the funniest sentence ever & I absolutely refuse to accept the intended meaning of "booty"

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I'M DYING, this is by far the funniest sentence ever & I absolutely refuse to accept the intended meaning of "booty"

#Booty #classic lit memes #classic literature #english lit memes #literature #books #book blog

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"my child is completely fine" it's 2021 and your child still uses tumblr

#my child is fine #my child is completely fine #tumblr #Lit memes #mental illness

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'bout to buy myself a coffin on amazon, how's everyone else's 3 am going?

#amazon