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"I rolled a two; I can't find my own butt." - Travis McElroy
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"Travis, you have just pushed us off of a bridge, and while we're falling you're yelling down at our bodies 'you're not there for me right now.'"
-Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM Episode 477: Crash Bandicoot's Wallet Chain
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"You can't lead a horse to water, but you can make it murder somebody if you say the magic spell in its ear on the racetrack."
-Griffin, MBMBaM Episode 458: Race Island: A Horse Show
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"Please, don't drink my daughter's poison, leave my daughter's poison to my daughter!"
-Justin, MBMBaM Episode 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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"Eat the rich's sandwiches"
-Griffin, MBMBaM Episode 377: Face 2 Face: One Great Potato!
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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Justin: “As the oldest brother and the best father among the four of us, as I’m sure we’ve all recognized—”
Clint: “Um, excuse me?”
Justin: “Well, okay. You raised podcasters, bud. Calm down. You had three chances and all you achieved was podcasters!”
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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"When Cooper cries it sounds like she's praying to an elder god for the strength to kill us."
-Justin, MBMBaM Episode 395: Diagnosis: Onions
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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"Every Joe Versus the Volcano is a reason for celebration!"
-Justin, MBMBaM Episode 468: Down the Soda Hole
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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"No more shall we poop on your cars, no more shall you eat of our brethren!"
-Travis, MBMBaM Episode 464: Face 2 Face: Peace with the Ground-Children
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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Also quotes can be from other McElroy podcasts/videos (TAZ, Monster Factory, etc.) just please include the source :)
Oh btw I just turned on submissions and asks, and I'll turn on anon asks later or tomorrow. If you have quotes feel free to send them in
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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Oh btw I just turned on submissions and asks, and I'll turn on anon asks later or tomorrow. If you have quotes feel free to send them in
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no-context-mbmbam · 3 years
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"We're not so different you and I, claw machine~"
-Travis, MBMBaM Episode 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract
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"Use this milk to wash down my butt!"
-Justin, MBMBaM Episode 446: Face 2 Face: The Cupture
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