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Nero banging out the tunes. Is that anything

#i spent a whole five minutes on this edit r u proud of me

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#FUCK WRONG BLOG #uhhh…i genuinely can’t think of a dmc tie in for this one #lol

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hes so real for that

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He's helping the fans break Kyrie out of the prison Capcom placed her in

FREE MY GIRL FOR REAL!!!!!

#give her more personality #<<< THIS THIS THIS

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Nero banging out the tunes. Is that anything

#they’re bros because i said so

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Dante got sent back to boating school

good luck ever making it out little guy….

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V: What if I break your trust someday?

Nero: Trusting you is my decision. Proving me wrong is your choice.

V: [is visibly impressed] Wow, Nero. That was really insightful of you.

Nico: He got that from Spongebob.

V: Nevermind.

#devil may cry #shitpost #incorrect quotes #dmc nero #dmc v #dmc vitale #dmc nico #nicoletta goldstein #source: spongebob squarepants

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I imagine that this is Nico and Kyrie’s relationship in a nutshell

#devil may cry #shitpost #dmc nico #dmc kyrie

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Feel free to put how much you think about them in the tags.

#not including V is a hate crime against me specifically /j

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I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU COULD BOOP PEOPLE BC TUMBLR NEVER PUTS THEIR APRIL FOOLS JOKES ON THE IOS APP FUUUUUCK

Anyway I *think* I enabled it now so boop away my lovelies 💗

#not dmc

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(DISCLAIMER: This is an April Fools post)

Hey guys check out my new NFT!

Oh, you thought I meant those NFTs?

Nooo, I meant my new

Nero Face Tattoo! 💗

#april fools #not dmc #i was going to use real marker but i have work in the morning and i was afraid it wouldn’t wash off aldlfjsa

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DMC 5 - V

Character from the game Devil May Cry 5

Fanart

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been reading dmc nero fanfics.

#he deserves the world 💗

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YouTube comment person who said that by the time of DMC 5 Dante is only demon hunting for the money I will never forget you (derogatory)

#to be fair my knowledge of DMC lore is quite limited so I’m far from an authority on anything #this is probably more canon than my throwaway explanation lol

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“Nico is SO GOOD at driving”

April Fools prank idea: Convince someone who knows nothing or very little about DMC about something that is not true about it.

#alternate idea: the van can talk #but it only says one line in mission 13 and it’s super easy to miss

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A sequel to the Merdemon Nero! Featuring Dadgil with baby fishie Nero

Rendering this was a STRUGGLE and I'm not entirely happy with it, but I wanted to just finish it already.