newtcallsmetommy

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#tmr #So true

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N e w t .

#tmr newt #✨✨✨

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- Kate McGahan

#Ouch #newtmas

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I mean it caught up to him in the end but he tried his best

#the maze runner #newtmas

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Based on a meme sent to my groupchat

#Lmao #Very correct #newtmas

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a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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✧. ★ ˚

★ ☄︎

˚ ✧ ˚　

*. ⋆

༘ * 🔭🐇

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!

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True love ❤️

#Lmao ouch #the maze runner

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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newt's like:

"what's he gonna do"

"hahaha what an idiot"

"that was cute"

"shit"

"i could marry this dork"

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darn it! poor guy!

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

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TMR IVY TRIO INCORRECT QUOTES

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Minho: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Newt: When you said 'magic in bed', I wasn't expecting this.

Thomas: *Hold up an 8 of Clubs* Now, was this your card?

Newt: How in the bloody hell—

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Minho: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.

Minho: Update, she got a new partner, and I can no longer make the joke.

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Newt: This bloodline ends with me.

Thomas: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say, "I'm gay."

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Newt: There. How do I look?

Thomas: Like a cheap French harlot.

Newt: French?!

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Newt: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Thomas: Certainly, I'm as sure as—

Minho: Now I can say we're *definitely* lost.

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Newt: What's the height of stupidity?

Minho: Uh.. Thomas, how tall are you?

#the maze runner #Lmao these are great

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(Because i still love this meme)

Newt: I'm ga—

Newt: Ga..

Newt: *Points to Thomas* BOYS!

Minho: It's okay, take your time.

#the maze runner