isn't it suspicious how people who don't like me are ugly and are doomed to an eternity in hell while people who like me are so beautiful and have been forgiven and live under the grace of God
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Boring: they're all found
Better: the find the submarine empty
Even better: only one person left
Best: completely new person found alone on submarine
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women’s flat chests
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i cant leave america because what if i get a beverage and it’s not huge
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im sorry i cant take joji listeners seriously like that literally is filthy frank
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evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever
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if i was famous id make it my hobby to search for every celebrity x reader about me just so i could comment “i wouldnt do that.”
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every single year there is some headline like 30 children vaporised into ashes in record heatwave and the most unpleasant person u have ever met is like "they could NOT handle texas 🤣"
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:)
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If you are trans click read more
hiiiiiiii!!!!! :333 haiiii >.<
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Queer Mexicana 🇲🇽
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The group chat has decided that since I've only had one sexual relationship and it wasn't a very good one and I've since transitioned, changed my legal name, undergone hormone therapy and now had bottom surgery, that I have ship of theseus'ed my way back to being a virgin
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fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them
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