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grover goes through so much in tlt like he's 28 years old and every day year after year he has to deal with literal twelve year olds bullying him. stronger than any us marine. this is before we even have to deal with quests.
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Alex: Would u call me selfish?
Magnus: No. Not to your face
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the only valid heterosexual relationship is:
smitten himbo and girlboss that definitely swings both ways
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Percy Getting Shot
Will: Oh my god! Quick, Percy what’s your type!
Percy: Annabeth
Will: ... I meant your blood type
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Magnus Murder Mystery
Magnus: Umm… how did this guy die?
Alex: He died of natural causes
Samirah: Alex, You murdered him??
Alex: Murder is natural
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Mortal: So... do you believe in ghosts?
Nico: Honestly, I think they need to believe in themselves.
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Nico: *is alive*
Nico: What is The Point.
*Will Holds his hand for 0.5 seconds*
Nico: This. This is the Point.
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Nico: if by “gay” you mean “happy” then no, I am not gay
Nico: I do like men though
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Percy: Women fear me, fish want me
Will: Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
Nico: You'd think so, but no he's right
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Tough guy Magnus
Magnus: Ha, I guess I’m too tough to cry
Alex: you cried earlier today when you found out snakes didn’t have arms
Magnus: *choking back tears* HOW DO THEY RECEIVE HUGS
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found this on instagram @_autumncloudy_ and im laughing so much
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"You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible."
-percy @ the gods
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Nico Proposing
Nico: Will, you marry me.
Will: I’d love to-
Nico: Yeah, yeah that wasn’t really a question we’re getting married.
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TON Meme
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Nico pretending to loathe Percy during Battle of the Labyrinth
Gay af to have a nemesis
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The Sequel:
Nico: Dad... I’m gay
Hades: Ok? So was half of Greece.
Nico: And I’m dating Will, son of Apollo
Hades: Ew why
Apollo when he finds out about Will + Nico
Apollo: Son… why are you dating a… a…
Will: A boy?
Apollo, who is not remotely straight: NO, WHY ARE YOU DATING A GOTH???? 
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How does this not have more notes???
Imagine Percy skipping rocks on the calm waves or in a lake and people are looking at him and are all, "Dang he's cute" or something but in reality he's pummeling rocks at the water because he's mad at his dad
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