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needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas · 9 months

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#tears of the kingdom #why link gave away his home to zelda #would rather live in the woods than do dishes #you cannot domesticate him

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My small son named Horrible

#sidon #he wants chicken nuggie

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just take a look

#tears of the kingdom #master kohga #link #THE IDEA OF HIM BEING TATTED TF UP #can be so canon #pls #can we see some SKIN #JUST A HAND #A FINGER

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#video #tears of the kingdom #master kohga #its funny because like #I thought i could make him hurt himself if i made him run over a bomb flower #it ended in some looney toons ass shit #link's ancestor was definitely a wolf with my wild e coyote shit

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Could we see master kohga coming back from one of his many link battles after losing and Sooga helps him with his wounds or just comforts him after another defeat against link?

Funny you mentioned that, i JUST finished his last fight in tears of the kingdom! I felt. So bad, taking so many screenshots as I beat that ass. Seriously though, I LOVED it. Let's do it!

"I HATE THAT LITTLE TWINK."

Master Kohga had another plan, down in the depths. A plan where, should he succeed, would give the yiga clan the proper respect they deserved. Unfortunately, success was a harsh, unforgiving mistress that had eluded his Master. Especially today. The men that went with him walked in alongside him, covered in quite the number of bruises. Sooga had been in more fights than most had in their lifetime, and he could guess just what happened.

The slight shaking in their frames. The numb fingertips. The frost that clung to their clothes.

Knowing Link, he had abused keese eyes. How awful and tactless. Sure, Yiga were opportunistic, but they were far from rude like this. Sooga walked over to them, motioning with his head to the medbay.

"You, medbay. Get treated for frost. Master Kohga, please let me attend to you personally."

"Sure, whatever."

Oh, he was upset, poor thing. He escorted Kohga to his room, and after asking permission, he proceeded to strip him down, folding up his clothes and having Kohga sit on the bed. Sooga wasn't a medical professional, but he knew enough to tend to his Master. He pulled out a mortar and pestle, and added some dried hot peppers. After grinding those up, he added juice of sunshroom, and finally, a pinch of warm safflina flour. It turned into an orange-red paste, ready for application.

He sat down next to him, stopping upon seeing his Master shake. He wasn't nearly as hurt as the other's, meaning that they took most of the damage. Good men. Though, the residual frost still worried him.

"I'm going to apply this now, is that alright-"

"Just do it, Sooga."

He was especially upset over this fight, it seemed. Sooga obeyed, applying the paste to the more worrisome areas. His arm, his shoulders, his thighs. He waited to speak until the other stopped trembling like a newborn fawn.

"Master Kohga."

"Yeah, Sooga?"

"I wanted to apologize on Link's behalf. He knows not what he meddles with, and I pity him for it. He's a fool."

"...he is, isn't he? Why would someone stop ME?"

"It eludes me, my Master. It's very unfortunate that events happened how they did today. But, this does not mean you have failed."

"...feels like it."

Sooga took his hand, and made sure to take care of his poor, cold fingertips.

"Well, it isn't. None of the men see you as a failure, especially me. Your continued persistence is nothing short of inspirational. We revere you. We worship the ground you walk on. Link not seeing that...it bothers me so terribly much."

Kohga was loosening up now. Apparently, the medicine wasn't the only thing that was warming him up.

"He is stupid for it, ain't he?"

"Quite foolish. Idiotic. It's why no one follows him. They follow you."

"You know, that's a GOOD point. HE doesn't have a clan! He's got. Weird blue people or something."

"I'm...not aware of what you mean- but I still see your point. Master Kohga,"

Upon being finished with tending to him, Sooga bowed to him. He knew such submission would make him feel better.

"On my honor. When we finally catch Link, I will guarantee he sees why YOU'RE revered. I WILL force him to see your true majesty."

He didn't see Kohga's face. At least, until he brought his foot to his chin, and forced him to meet his eyes. Kohga was sitting there, in all of his glory, amused more than anything.

"God, you know EXACTLY what I need to hear, Sooga. Now, do you wanna make me REALLY feel better about this shitty day?"

"Of course. Anything to appease you."

"Kiss my feet, and tell me what you'd do to Link, if you could get your hands on him."

One would find this demeaning. They were wrong. This was a high honor. He took a hold of his foot, kissing the top of it in clear respect, and devotion.

"If we could capture him, right now? I'd tie him up. I'd force him to look upon you as we scalp him with our weapons. As we cut the skin from his flesh. As we throw him into ice and let him burn the same way he hurt you. Maybe then, he'll scream, and beg for mercy. Mercy we will not grant."

Kohga was getting so into this, he was nibbling on his own knuckle in clear anticipation, as if something good was about to happen.

"God, Sooga, you're fucked up. You really hate Link, don't you?"

"Detest him. How dare he lay a FINGER on you?"

Kohga reached over to undo his hair tie, before letting his fingers run through his scalp.

"Right? How dare he? Especially when YOU could be doing it yourself ~"

Not yet, not yet, wait for the command. He kissed his foot again, obediently.

"Is that you giving me permission? Or are you taunting me? Giving ME punishment?"

Kohga chuckled, clearly amused by his question.

"You're a dumb, stupid idiot. Get up here on this bed, and fuck me."

"Yes, Master Kohga. Anything to appease you."

While Link's behavior was foul...well. Sooga almost didn't mind. Afterall, what higher of an honor could there be? Than licking his Master's wounds? Among...other things.

#asks #kohga #sooga #suggestive #how to help kohga feel better #cock

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Hear me out

Muddlebud pollen sex

OP YOUR MIND SO FUCKING F A T. How you walk with a brain so fat? Let's GO!

Link snuck his way into the clan. He thought maybe they'd flag him down for his blonde hair, but nope! Fuckers just let him walk right in. He meant to just come in, steal some shit, get out. But basically he got himself into a mission with a blademaster, and a footsoldier. The blademaster nodded towards Link.

"You brought the bag, yes?"

He nodded.

"Good. Last time we forgot the bag, Sooga kinda got mad at us. Scared me."

The footsoldier nudged him with his elbow, definitely smirking under that mask.

"You gotta admit, he WAS kinda hot though~"

The blademaster folded his arms over his chest, huffing.

"But not hotter than me. Right?"

The footsoldier put his hand on his elbow, in almost pity, before shaking his head.

"No. It's SOOGA. Have you seen his ASS? I love you, banana muffin, but you're not hotter than Sooga, you need to come to terms with this."

The blademaster looked at Link, and he was scared he was somehow caught, before he asked his question.

"Newbie. Who's hotter, me our Sooga?"

Link sat there, awkwardly, before just giving him a thumbs up. The footsoldier scoffed, smacking the other's bicep.

"Don't put the new guy on blast! Either answer is WRONG!"

Link was expecting them to fight, and he wasn't gonna cap he was kinda uncomfortable, when the blademaster decided to de-escalate the situation himself with a huff.

"You know what. Let's just get this mission done, so we can just go home."

They kept walking on in silence, very awkward silence. The footsoldier stuck by his side, and kept his voice low so the bigger one couldn't hear.

"Sorry about him- you jerk off to a picture of Sooga ONCE and he suddenly thinks you're cheating on him. We haven't fucked in like, two months, and I think it's stressing us out."

Link couldn't help but feel bad. He had a soft spot for couples, he couldn't help it. Eventually, they made it to a location. You know those big, weird, red roots you often find in the depths? Well there was one HERE. And surrounding it, was a field of muddlebuds. The blademaster nodded towards Link.

"We need to collect these. Be super careful, if the pollen gets inhaled, you'll freak out, and then there's no telling what could happen."

Link obeyed, helping them pluck the buds and stuffing them in the bag. Again, there was silence, before the footsoldier sighed.

"You still mad at me?"

"Yes. Because I get to be mad. I'M buff! I'm big! In ALL the right places too!"

"Can you not, in front of the new guy?"

"Oh look who's talking!"

Oh god, this was the worst case of him third wheeling he'd ever experienced. They were still arguing, looking as if they'd straight up fight. So, Link decided to help. Well, do SOMETHING. He followed his impulsive thoughts, and he 'accidentally' dropped the bag by their feet. A giant, glittery puff of purple pollen exploded right under them, with all three of them trying desperately to keep themselves from breathing it in. Unfortunately, it was too late.

Link's mind got foggy. He felt...really confused. So confused, he grabbed onto the nearest thing he could. Something...soft. Warm. Big. He felt hands at his hips, almost protectively.

"H-hey. You okay? Breathing in all of that isn't good for you."

Link didn't know why he did what he did. But his hands found their way to his chest, giving them a squeeze. God, so soft, so FULL. The blademaster chuckled, pulling him till their fronts were touching.

"This...is a weird time for you to suddenly touch me again. Not that I mind."

"You sure?"

There was the footsoldier, coming up from behind him. He felt something rubbing up against his back, and he sort of had an inkling of what it was.

"Don't...mind at all."

Don't ask Link how it happened. But suddenly, he was sandwiched between them, legs lifted up off the ground. There was a tear at his uniform, letting his cock and his ass be exposed to the elements. Link shouldn't be doing this, shouldn't let the blademaster push his mask aside to shove his tongue into his mouth.

"God, you feel tighter than usual. I'm...kinda wonderin' if imma fit."

Link felt a tip pressed against his hole, and he should stop them, but his body didn't let him. He felt it pushed inside of him. That wasn't the hard part. The hard part, was his friend.

"I know...imma fit. You're SO good at taking me."

The other's dick was WAY bigger. As in, Link had a death grip on the other's shoulders as it joined the other, stretching his poor little asshole. It hurt, but he didn't care. He just cared about these two different cocks currently fucking him. He cared about the big, fat tongue currently fucking his mouth. Cared about the teeth nibbling at his neck.

"Fuck, I already wanna cum, I already wanna cum so bad..."

"You missed me that much? You never cum this fast."

"I did. I missed this ass, I missed how tight you are and how you squeeze around me. Lemme cum, I need it."

Oh god, he was gonna cum in his ass. This footsoldier was gonna cum in his ass, and this guy was telling him it was okay! Like it was his own body to decide what to do with. Link was tempted to tell them to stop, when the cum filled him up inside. It was hot, it seeped out of his ass and probably onto the other's cock. Okay, maybe he could just. Let whatever happens happens-

"Can...Can I finish in your mouth? Please? I like your mouth."

The guy didn't even wait for a response. Suddenly, he was dropped to the ground, and a cock was shoved right into his mouth. It was done unceremoniously, roughly, with a big hand gripping onto his hair. It was a tight, possessive, aggressive. Link loved it. He didn't care that those heavy balls were smacking against his chin, didn't care that he kept gagging till his throat hurt. Link only had one thought in mind.

That he loved cock.

He loved cock, loved the smell of it, the taste, and the feeling of so much cum being forced down his throat. It slid down his throat, pooled into his stomach. The cock slowly pulled out of his mouth, resting on his face. It was wet, steaming hot, still pulsing.

"Oh no."

"Did we just. Oooh my god."

The pollen seemed to have startee to dissipate, and the two of them looked upon him, cocks out and horrified.

"We just. Fucked the new guy."

"We did. We fucking did. Oooh my god, Kohga is gonna kill us."

"What do you expect us to do?! God, this is all your fault."

"M-MY FAULT?! Are you serious?!"

"If you weren't a pervert, I wouldn't have...wouldn't..."

Link got bored in their argument, and decided to entertain himself, by suckling his balls. The hair, the sweat. It was all SUCH a delight. The footsoldier sighed, almost annoyed.

"Why don't I just join our new friend here, and we just put the whole thing past us?"

"H-hey, no, stop it, you pervert-"

The footsoldier joined him, on his knees, suckling on his balls alongside Link, and for the other's amusement, occasionally kissed Link's cum coated lips. Maybe muddling was a good thing afterall.

#asks #link #lemon #i was thinking of making it characters we already had #but i thought making it two randos would be fun

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Onnagirai (女嫌い) :

Literally "woman-hater." This term was used in the Edo period (1603-1867) to describe a man who preferred male erotic and romantic companionship exclusively.

#gifs #oh shit #sooga

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He wants it SO bad.

#video #tears of the kingdom #link #yigas #HES TRYING TO BE S O STRONG U GUISE

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Okay so i would say that Freddy and Kohga have a strange relationship. Freddy is in love with him, but Kohga doesnt know Freddys intention cause he can't understandBoko </3 He does believe that he became some sort of Bokoblin whisperer and keeps Freddy close

#master kohga #bokoblin #tears of the kingdom #op #this is such a bizarre thing #and its very adorable #imagine it glares at sooga often #because he KNOWS

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