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Map of Baltimore to give a sense of the geography (I think you can probably infer where the bridge collapse is). The port of Baltimore is going to be shut down for the foreseeable future.
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I can't stop thinking about this "gently used" banana holder listing on my local facebook marketplace
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I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.
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My boss just told me that I'm doing so good at my job that he wishes he could clone me, and while that is a flattering commentary on my abilities, given the mental health issues that I do my best to keep a lid on at the workplace it kinda feels like hearing an old English Duke go on about breeding pugs
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no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events
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*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*
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the lotr films changed many things from the book but i think the most unnecessary and most unforgivable was when they made the black-haired men of gondor blond
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these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video
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They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.
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