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Collecting Kanye lyrics that should have ended his career way before he started praising Hitler

#why is he like this

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

#atla

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The internet is so fucking weird to artists who make anything interesting "thanks! I hate it" "this is cursed" "i love this but i hate this" you realize some people aren't drawing memes all the time right and art can be a medium of expressing complex feelings and writing off ppls expressions as a joke is so weird i hate meme poisoned weirdos

#i am begging the irony-poisoned to feel genuine emotion for once in their damn lives

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision

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please make every effort to vote <3

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity

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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

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Collecting Kanye lyrics that should have ended his career way before he started praising Hitler

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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#memes #first of all #how dare you

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hey white leftists

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"