Yelena: boring as sin is such a weird expression. Sinning is a lot of fun
Nat: Yelena, as much as I appreciate your newfound interest in the English language, it is 3 oâclock in the morning.
Yelena: When I sin,
Nat: If you keep talking, âThou shalt not killâ will start to seem more like a suggestion.
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If anyone wants TV recs, feel free to ask! I have watch so so so many TV shows! Please put what kind of shows you like in the request :)
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Any recommendations for a new crime solving tv show?
I like a female main character or co-protagonist and the show started after 2000
I have watched:
FBI
Criminal Minds
Bones
Mentalist
Lie to Me
SVU
Quantico
Rizzoli and Isles (started this, didnât like acting from Rizzoli)
NCIS Los Angeles
Castle
Covert Affairs
Blindspot
Brooklyn 99
Hightown
Chicago PD (until Sophia Bush left)
Only Murders (some)
SWAT (stopped watching with new season)
I have every streaming platform except Peacock, but ya know đ´ââ ď¸ so not really limited
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*over coms on a mission*
Clint: Belova, you put the âassâ in assassin
Yelena: You are married, Barton
Clint: I meant that as an insult
Yelena: I have to tell Laura, we are friends. This is wildly inappropriate. I have a fabulous rear, but it is not for you to comment
Nat: Thereâs two asses in assassin because youâre both pains in mine!
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It's been a while since I've done a game
Submit a sentence and a pairing and I will make it into a mini fic!
Doing through the end of the night April 19th :)
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Series headcanon: Steve taking Nat on a date to the Admont Abbey Library after a mission in Austria
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Okay so I donât usually hate on Tony but I just came across another post and it is wild that a man in his 40s was picking on someone in their mid twenties (Steve) in the first Avengers? Like they are 20 years apart, that is wild
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We just had the ten year anniversary of CATWS, still the best Marvel movie
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some of my favorite scenes are the ones where Nat and Steve dance together
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âHow did we end up here?â Clint asks, tying off his wound with a ripped sheet.
âYou donât remember?â Natasha looks up from her own triage, alarmed.
âNo, I do,â
âWe took rode a motorcycle through the streets for ten miles until we reached a train, hopped on a freight car, rode that for two hours, then jumped off at the first major terminal, walked for fifteen minutes,â
âI mean, here, in general. In this situation.â
âOh. We are both trained assassins atoning for our sins by joining a secret government organization. Are you sure youâre feeling okay?â
âGreat. Thanks.â
âBut if you mean how we came to be assassins, Iâd say we played the best we could with the hand we were dealt.â
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Well, you all are going to learn this game!! Coming soon to an AO3 page near you
Anyone else used to play the movie game in the pool as a kid? I loved that one
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Anyone else used to play the movie game in the pool as a kid? I loved that one
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Dear Gentle Readers,
It is one of this authorâs least favorite days of the year: closet changeover day
The progression of the seasons means that the velvet and flannel of winter are no longer stylish and it is high time for them to be replaced with the much lighter linen and cotton. However, despite this authorâs deep love for fashion, executive disfunction makes the task quite challenging.
Let us be thankful this day only comes but twice a year
Yours procrastinatingly,
Lady Carly
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What do people do in landlocked states in the summer?
*Iâve never let the girls have this much downtime at the farm. Idk what you are supposed to do
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I have writerâs block!!
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Never thought Wandaâs coulrophobia would create hurdles in the series that I have to write around
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The idea of being goofy is such a foreign concept to me. How can someone be goofy or silly? What does it feel like?
And I donât mean being funny or happy, I am very frequently both of those things
But like I see adults acting goofy and I canât remember being like that since before I learned multiplication and cursive (perhaps that is not just correlation, but also causation)
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