Gregory Edgeworth has been dead for 20 slutty, slutty years
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really enjoy that engarde asks to call his lawyer while talking to phoenix and that when he does and phoenix’s phone rings he picks it up and says ‘hello?’ as if he’s expecting someone else and then they just continue the conversation over the phone while looking at each other. especially enjoy that he does this bit twice and that phoenix goes along with it both times. obviously indicative of something deeply wrong with engarde but arguably even more of something wrong with phoenix
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as funny as it is to believe that klavier is the german equivalent of a weeaboo, i think it would be funnier if his parents were originally from germany and had kristoph there but then moved to the states before klavier was born. since he doesn’t wanna be seen as the “uncool” one of the family, he overdoes the accent and vocabulary to compensate for being the odd one out
apollo: where are you from.
klavier: ah, you should already know this herr forehead! my parents are from germany :)))
apollo: no, like, where are you from
klavier:
klavier: *sweats* …w-wisconsin
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phoenix wright moments before being devoured by crabs
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