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"sorry for drawing ctommy in 2023-" "sorry for caring abt dsmp still-" "sorry for still thinking about-" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! STOP APOLOGIZING FOR CARING ABOUT A FANDOM ON THE FANDOM WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gonna start listing off streams that i refuse to believe actually happened/weren’t complete and utter fever dreams:

that one irl stream where tommy and tubbo had random people try and catch them in a park in the middle of nottingham and they found one pretty bloke and a bunch of stoners

when tommy played among us with the sidemen, wilbur and tubbo, for a video, didn’t tell them he was streaming the entire time, spent the entire time defending philza minecraft’s honour, got KSI to tweet something along the lines of “philza suck ya mum”, to which phil responded by saying his name sounded like an STD, before ending stream and raiding phil, who had been quite peacefully draining an ocean monument the whole time, and completely derailing his stream

that one irl stream fundy did where he just woke up in a forest, practiced archery, attempted to make a pizza from scratch without most of the key ingredients, called phil for help and ended because phil accidentally came up with a ghost story that bore striking resemblance to something that actually happened in the forest and all parties were scared out of their minds

the SBI monopoly stream. i will go to my grave not knowing whether the whole bit with wilbur’s office’s firewall was staged or not, but i choose to believe it wasn’t for the sake of my own enjoyment. the stream just kept escalating as they went through the steam library.

that one ranboo stream where him and tubbo were helping phil hollow out the basement, and phil and tubbo spent a good hour trying to get ranboo to order delivery. people gifted hundreds of subs to ranboo anonymously in an attempt to hit a subgoal which ranboo kept shifting in order to avoid doing it, 500 of which may or may not have come from tubbo himself

connor’s house party on the dsmp. i watched this entire thing live from multiple perspectives and i could not tell you what the fuck was occurring. also the fact that this was like the 3rd most recent time schlatt’s played on the smp feels illegal

irl drunkcast. the costumes, the alcohol, the everything. this stream was a blessing and most of the people involved probably have very little memory of it

feel free to add on, these are just a few that stuck out to me

#the connor houseparty is a microcosm of the fandom as a whole #so much stuff happened in that stream that i don't think anyone's made a solid timeline to this day #it's gonna make a fantastic 5 hour long iceberg video some day #dear user i applaud you if you wish to be the one to go digging

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starting to think it’s a Very Good Thing, Actually that freddie badlinu only rose to popularity like 10 years after the peak of the Onceler’s stint as tumblr sexyman of the week. like he looks a little bit Too much like that cartoon character.

#mcyt #badlinu #freddie badlinu #the onceler #this website would have been irreparably damaged had this man been famous when this sites average user knew what oncecest meant

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Your New Boyfriend’s An Arsehole

#mcyt #wilbur soot #fanart #your new boyfriend #ynb #wilbur soot fanart #incel trilogy #wilbur music #digital art #procreate #chromatic aberration #my work

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A moment of light during the siege

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whatever the fuck the last 2 hours of billzo’s failed 24-hour stream turned into (baldzo, jack and wisp do twister while doing shots of vodka and hot sauce while having spoiled pink milk thrown at them in intervals)

gonna start listing off streams that i refuse to believe actually happened/weren’t complete and utter fever dreams:

that one irl stream where tommy and tubbo had random people try and catch them in a park in the middle of nottingham and they found one pretty bloke and a bunch of stoners

when tommy played among us with the sidemen, wilbur and tubbo, for a video, didn’t tell them he was streaming the entire time, spent the entire time defending philza minecraft’s honour, got KSI to tweet something along the lines of “philza suck ya mum”, to which phil responded by saying his name sounded like an STD, before ending stream and raiding phil, who had been quite peacefully draining an ocean monument the whole time, and completely derailing his stream

that one irl stream fundy did where he just woke up in a forest, practiced archery, attempted to make a pizza from scratch without most of the key ingredients, called phil for help and ended because phil accidentally came up with a ghost story that bore striking resemblance to something that actually happened in the forest and all parties were scared out of their minds

the SBI monopoly stream. i will go to my grave not knowing whether the whole bit with wilbur’s office’s firewall was staged or not, but i choose to believe it wasn’t for the sake of my own enjoyment. the stream just kept escalating as they went through the steam library.

that one ranboo stream where him and tubbo were helping phil hollow out the basement, and phil and tubbo spent a good hour trying to get ranboo to order delivery. people gifted hundreds of subs to ranboo anonymously in an attempt to hit a subgoal which ranboo kept shifting in order to avoid doing it, 500 of which may or may not have come from tubbo himself

connor’s house party on the dsmp. i watched this entire thing live from multiple perspectives and i could not tell you what the fuck was occurring. also the fact that this was like the 3rd most recent time schlatt’s played on the smp feels illegal

irl drunkcast. the costumes, the alcohol, the everything. this stream was a blessing and most of the people involved probably have very little memory of it

feel free to add on, these are just a few that stuck out to me

#reblog #my work

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the holy trinity of me bumping into james marriott at gigs

#crazy he’s always there considering 2 of them were his gigs and one of them was his best friend’s #my work #james marriott

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i adore when my random sperg posts randomly attract the entirety of mcytblr to add something on lmao

also, we’re realistically never going to be able to recreate the same environment where we get this many LONG segments of unrelenting insanity as laid out above outside of isolated cases; because it’s unlikely we’ll ever get a global lockdown again, and i don’t think it’s controversial to say that was a major cause of this. like the lockdown streams that went on into the wee hours of the morning happened because everyone was free all the time (especially people in the online entertainment industry- especially especially younger people like tommy, tubbo etc who were just getting into the industry) and outside of individual groups getting together to do shit like that again (a la irl drunkcast) there’s just unlikely to be a resurgence of that type of content.

that being said: i think it’s wonderful to see the beginnings of this type of content irl.

we’re starting to see events like vidcon and twitch con and even lovejoy/james marriott gigs where everyone has their own stories and “shit they can’t believe happened”. and i think a part of that is beautiful.

so yeah, reminisce on the ridiculous old streams, and even though we’re going into an era where stuff like that happens less regularly- there’s still always gonna be stupid stuff to come, and we can all enjoy it much the same

gonna start listing off streams that i refuse to believe actually happened/weren’t complete and utter fever dreams:

that one irl stream where tommy and tubbo had random people try and catch them in a park in the middle of nottingham and they found one pretty bloke and a bunch of stoners

when tommy played among us with the sidemen, wilbur and tubbo, for a video, didn’t tell them he was streaming the entire time, spent the entire time defending philza minecraft’s honour, got KSI to tweet something along the lines of “philza suck ya mum”, to which phil responded by saying his name sounded like an STD, before ending stream and raiding phil, who had been quite peacefully draining an ocean monument the whole time, and completely derailing his stream

that one irl stream fundy did where he just woke up in a forest, practiced archery, attempted to make a pizza from scratch without most of the key ingredients, called phil for help and ended because phil accidentally came up with a ghost story that bore striking resemblance to something that actually happened in the forest and all parties were scared out of their minds

the SBI monopoly stream. i will go to my grave not knowing whether the whole bit with wilbur’s office’s firewall was staged or not, but i choose to believe it wasn’t for the sake of my own enjoyment. the stream just kept escalating as they went through the steam library.

that one ranboo stream where him and tubbo were helping phil hollow out the basement, and phil and tubbo spent a good hour trying to get ranboo to order delivery. people gifted hundreds of subs to ranboo anonymously in an attempt to hit a subgoal which ranboo kept shifting in order to avoid doing it, 500 of which may or may not have come from tubbo himself

connor’s house party on the dsmp. i watched this entire thing live from multiple perspectives and i could not tell you what the fuck was occurring. also the fact that this was like the 3rd most recent time schlatt’s played on the smp feels illegal

irl drunkcast. the costumes, the alcohol, the everything. this stream was a blessing and most of the people involved probably have very little memory of it

feel free to add on, these are just a few that stuck out to me

#sorry if this doesn’t make sense #but it’s 2am and i saw this post was making the rounds again and i wanted to chime in #man i have so many fantastic memories archived on this blog #reblog

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wilbur soot april 2019 concert stream, lovejoy 2022 autumn tour

#not mine

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oh i can start this now oh shit

Bruh I am straight up not prepared for the feelings I’m gonna be having when the “first vs last appearance” compilations start popping up for members of the DSMP once the characters use up their last lives and are gone for good because the ccs don’t want to keep being a part of it or whatever

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I’m a simple man, I see cool animatics and art and I throw myself headfirst into a fandom for multiple years

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in. awe of how technoblade has trained his fans to expect nothing. of him. he streams once every fuckign 3 months. and we’re just grateful he’s still alive. the standard for expecting regular content is so low it’s 6 feet under. and we’re all still thankful to get a goddamn community post. how has he done this. any other creator and Im like, oh well I forgot about you nd now Im bored of your content. not technoblade though. he has us all in an iron grasp. go girl give us nothing. it’s what we deserve.

#reasons not to go through my old reblogs #girl im crying in the club

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nobody touch me

i’ve colourcoded some of the obvious ones but tommy’s merch being all about his friends has shattered me

pink - techno (crown, fireworks and axe of peace, and also the diamond sword could just be mc but i’m thinking that one shot from dawn of 16th where he throws it to tommy and tommy loving that bit of animation)

light green - dream (axe of peace (again), the pc monitor, the discs, the soda with the smile, the mask)

dark green - the hat and maybe the baby zombie (though that could also be mcc as that’s there mascot) for phil and the compass and bees for tubbo

orange - schlatt’s rammie figure (also almost looks like jambo facially but that might just be the angle)

blue - ranboo’s mask and george’s goggles

purple - wilbur (vlog gun and also ghostbur’s involvement with the compasses)

black - shroud (spider)

red - i’m thinking bill because of the parachute vlog but could also be the skydiving vlog with jack and tubbo

like obviously there’s more generic dsmp items (henry the cow, the boat, what (i think) is an enderchest, the l’manberg flag, the music box and the bow), but there’s also vlog/video/tommy’s stuff (the uke, the shirt from the school video, the keyboard, the polaroid camera, the mic, the headphones, the diamond from the playbutton vlog) but the fact fact he included so many references to his friends (ash even snuck in an onma island joke lmao) is so sweet

#mcyt #dream smp #tommyinnit #ash kabosu #wilbur soot #ranboolive #tubbo_ #jack manifold #billzo #dream #philza #technoblade #jschlatt #schlatt #georgenotfound

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have a horrible comic, everyone

#not mine

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rip queen lizzie, you would have loved the schlanket

#mcyt #jschlattlive #jschlatt #schlatt #schlanket #my work

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no im sorry i'm actually so sad rn. c!wilbur isn't from the dsmp. c!tommy is. The dsmp was a couple of years of c!wilbur's life. c!tommy was just someone he met and that he cared for so much he started calling him brother. he built a nation and created bonds in a world that he knew couldn't hold him. he loved and destroyed and got destroyed by love until he couldn't do it anymore and so he went back to the life that was shaped for him. c!wilbur tried the world and good lord it wasn't for him. c!tommy doesn't have that luxury. and so c!tommy is left on a beach, clutching a book and waving goodbye.

c!tommy was someone c!wilbur met away from home. to c!tommy, c!wilbur was home.

#not mine

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i can’t with this man

#mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp lore #wilbur soot lore #wilbur soot #c!wilbur #twitter #my work