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mythologyobsessions · 2 years
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Zeus: think Poseidon, what do we usually do when we face a problem?
Poseidon: we don’t, we just get Hera to scare them away
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Someone: I love you
Athena, checking herself in a mirror: yea, me too peasant
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Ares: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??
Athena *whispering to Artemis*: he reads?
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Hey!
We both have Greek Mythological names!
Really? That’s awesomeeeee <3
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Apollo, sitting in the passenger seat: wow, Hermes, your a pretty good driver
Hermes: thanks, I should apply for a drivers license!
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Poseidon: well I’m bored
Poseidon:
Poseidon: time to check the fridge again
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Athena: Since pride month is over, it’s now prejudice month. I’ll start; I hate you all.
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Hero: oh wow! You’re Zeus, king of the gods, right?
Zeus: *smiles* that would be right!
Hero: oh my gosh, Im the biggest fan of Poseidon! Can you get me his signature please? Thanks!
Zeus: …
Hades: …
Zeus: Don’t let anyone know about this
Hades: BAHAHHAHA, OH MY-
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apollo: after all why shouldnt i beat you with the symbol of medicine
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Young Hypnos: mommy, why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Nyx: because theirs hands are too short-
Young Thanatos: because their all dead
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Apollo, walking into the room: Athena, why is Hermes carrying a potted plant?
Athena: he asked too many stupid questions today so I’m making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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SPARKLY HERA APPRECIATION! SPARKLY HERA APPRECIATION! SPARKLY HERA APPRECIATION!
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Who are your favorite Greek god or goddess?
Tbh I love them all, their all flawed and imperfect so I can’t really say I hate any of them
But my favorite god and goddess are:
Ares and Hera
Ares because he’s a very supportive and caring father. He’s the type of father to teach their kids jujitsu to snap someone’s neck 😭
Hera because she very misrepresented in the media. She’s not just a jealous and vengeful wife, she’s extremely complex. And I’ve also had an obsession with sparkly Hera from Hercules since I was a little girl
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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People post Greece as an aesthetic whether it's our mythology or our beautiful islands. Now we need you more than ever. Our country is literally burning, we have no help, no resources and new fire fronts are developing each hour and heading towards villages. People and animals are in danger. The fires are not going out and it's windy. Please share this, spread awareness. Greece is always first to send help when other European countries are in need of help. Please share.
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Hermes: I had everything calculated
Apollo: did you? Did you really?! We’re in a jail cell!
Hermes: In my defense, I never said I was good at math
*BONUS*
Zeus: im here to pick up my idiots
Police Officer: who are your idiots?
Zeus: you must be new here
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Hera: I knew Zeus was the one when he looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at
Hades: with love in his eyes-
Hera: with fear in his eyes
Hades:
Demeter: awww
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mythologyobsessions · 3 years
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Neither are Helen and Aphrodite haters
Zeus, Hera, and Demeter haters are not welcome here :)
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