Zeus: think Poseidon, what do we usually do when we face a problem?
Poseidon: we don’t, we just get Hera to scare them away
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Someone: I love you
Athena, checking herself in a mirror: yea, me too peasant
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Ares: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??
Athena *whispering to Artemis*: he reads?
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Hey!
We both have Greek Mythological names!
Really? That’s awesomeeeee <3
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Apollo, sitting in the passenger seat: wow, Hermes, your a pretty good driver
Hermes: thanks, I should apply for a drivers license!
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Poseidon: well I’m bored
Poseidon:
Poseidon: time to check the fridge again
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Athena: Since pride month is over, it’s now prejudice month. I’ll start; I hate you all.
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Hero: oh wow! You’re Zeus, king of the gods, right?
Zeus: *smiles* that would be right!
Hero: oh my gosh, Im the biggest fan of Poseidon! Can you get me his signature please? Thanks!
Zeus: …
Hades: …
Zeus: Don’t let anyone know about this
Hades: BAHAHHAHA, OH MY-
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Young Hypnos: mommy, why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Nyx: because theirs hands are too short-
Young Thanatos: because their all dead
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Apollo, walking into the room: Athena, why is Hermes carrying a potted plant?
Athena: he asked too many stupid questions today so I’m making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted
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Who are your favorite Greek god or goddess?
Tbh I love them all, their all flawed and imperfect so I can’t really say I hate any of them
But my favorite god and goddess are:
Ares and Hera
Ares because he’s a very supportive and caring father. He’s the type of father to teach their kids jujitsu to snap someone’s neck 😭
Hera because she very misrepresented in the media. She’s not just a jealous and vengeful wife, she’s extremely complex. And I’ve also had an obsession with sparkly Hera from Hercules since I was a little girl
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Hermes: I had everything calculated
Apollo: did you? Did you really?! We’re in a jail cell!
Hermes: In my defense, I never said I was good at math
*BONUS*
Zeus: im here to pick up my idiots
Police Officer: who are your idiots?
Zeus: you must be new here
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Hera: I knew Zeus was the one when he looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at
Hades: with love in his eyes-
Hera: with fear in his eyes
Hades:
Demeter: awww
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Neither are Helen and Aphrodite haters
Zeus, Hera, and Demeter haters are not welcome here :)
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