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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod
fics that are like 500 to 1200 words or so often have a particular kind of energy to me - like the author sat bolt upright in bed, struck by the most brilliant inspiration of their entire lives, and then typed as fast as their fingers would allow them to in order to capture it all before it left.
oneshots that are just a straight, clear shot from the brain to the page with no real filter in between? that's good stuff right there.
A/N: I loved this prompt from the minute that I saw it. requested by @supersassyprobablysad almost smut, with some angst, and a fluff ending.
Also check out this song City of the Dead << I was listening to it when I was writing.
Warnings: This could contain content that is triggering to some people, but I don’t want to spoil it. It doesn’t get worse than the second paragraph but if you want to know before reading feel free to send me a message. (Happy ending here tho folks).
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
Word count: 4K (this is the longest One-shot I’ve ever written)
Masterist of Everything
A/n: Written for @dontshootmespence ‘s 8k celebration! here is I for Insanity!!! If you scare easily this might not be the fic for you. But i think it came out awesome. I took a lot of inspiration from my time playing White wolf’s World of Darkness, and you might recognize some stuff from The Golden Knight. Also big thanks to @donnaintx and @emilyshurley for being my sounding board, giving me ideas for the monsters and telling me to go to bed when it was late.
A/N 2: Also i put some breaks within the fic. They don’t mean anything other than this is a good pause place if your eyes hurt.
Warnings: graphic depictions violence/gore, themes of horror and insanity, SNAKES
Summary: Kelsey has a disturbing Dream about herself and the Winchesters and now she has to try and understand it before it’s too late.
when i say i wish people started using the reblog button more i don't mean it in a 'i want more notes' kind of way i mean it in a 'i want to read about your thoughts on this particular thing' and 'i want to have conversations in the tags' and 'i want this to feel like a community again and not like any of those boring social media platforms where artists are content creators and interactions never goes beyond a like'