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my-blue-giraffe · 7 days
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my-blue-giraffe · 13 days
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I'm 25 years old and no one told me being ambidextrous wasn't normal? I thought me and everyone else was just out of practice with their submissive hand? But apparently most people straight up can't do shit with it? Like at all?? My stepdad can barely eat cornflakes with his right hand and I'm out here swapping on accident?
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my-blue-giraffe · 13 days
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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
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my-blue-giraffe · 13 days
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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my-blue-giraffe · 14 days
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In ten years, Game Changer is going to be talked about in psychology courses like they talk about the Milgram Experiment. Just as Sam Reich intended.
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my-blue-giraffe · 15 days
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I took some really good photos of the total solar eclipse!
Taken 04/08/2024 from Indianapolis!
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my-blue-giraffe · 16 days
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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my-blue-giraffe · 16 days
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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my-blue-giraffe · 17 days
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A lil compilation of ace pride artwork I’ve made over the past year! 💜
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my-blue-giraffe · 17 days
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using "drugs" as a moral category will have people saying shit like "adderall isn't a drug because i don't feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it"
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my-blue-giraffe · 17 days
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im gonna fucking cry
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my-blue-giraffe · 18 days
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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my-blue-giraffe · 18 days
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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 
 Azula:
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my-blue-giraffe · 18 days
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my-blue-giraffe · 19 days
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My chronic pain doctor suggested I exercise more
I asked him “how?”
He looked confused. Said I should try a bit every day
I said “not when, how?” I asked what exercises I should do
He suggested half a dozen options that had all been explicitly banned by other doctors. I’m not allowed to run. I’m not allowed to bike. I’m not allowed to use my rowing machine or my punching bag.
I walk my dog whenever I have the energy and when it doesn’t hurt too much
What else can I do?
He told me I should exercise more
And then he changed the subject.
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