liking armpit hair is a sign of wisdom and emotional maturity
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Me trying to maintain eye contact when he be showing a bit of hairy pit, chest hair, or accidental bush or treasure trail.
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the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!
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Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.
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sure, I can fix that evil monster. I will fix him by becoming his monstrous, evil queen
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no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don’t think it’s you. It’s def me.
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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
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