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Things that were probably said on the Argo II at some point

Piper: Hey, do you think we can roast marshmallows over leo?

Leo: why haven't I thought of that yet-

Annabeth: I promise you nothing happened in the stables! Right frank? When you found us we were completely clothed

Percy: yeah! If we were doing anything you would have heard us!

Annabeth: PERCEUS JACKSON HOW DARE-

Hazel: Hey frank can you turn into a mouse or something? I dropped a notebook between my bed and the wall and I can't reach it

Leo: who ate the last poptart? I'm not mad I just want to know!

Hazel: what the fuck is a poptart?

Jason: Hey do you guys think if I take 8 ibuprofen it will kill me?

Frank: we should only be a few hundred kilometers away by now.

Percy: what the fuck is a kilometer?

Leo: yeah we can't all be like Mr. Incredible over here

Jason: who??

Leo: I hate the fact that you didn't have a childhood

*Piper and Annabeth helping braid Hazel's hair*

Piper: Get out of here Percy we are having girl time!

Annabeth: yeah! Girl time!

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I saw this post by @my-apollo-gies and just HAD to draw it!

this has to be my favorite drawing from this year so far!

(slightly different ver)

#ok wow this is incredible 🤎

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“octavian was so misunderstood”

uh huh, and he also blackmailed a fourteen year old girl, so put that in your pipe and smoke it

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right person, not enough time.

(not a ship. hopefully, this was obvious.)

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i don’t want ppl to be able to TELL will is queer by looking at him. like i want him to wear like, camo john deere hoodies and basketball shorts and trucker caps and just. LOOK like the type of yeeyee fucker who would sooner call you a slur than touch pinkies w another man.

and then you glance behind him and see this long fringed emo kid wearing a pink mini skirt over his giant tripp nyc pants and fingerless gloves and a raccoon tail keychain and that’s his boyfriend. they kiss each other (on purpose)

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i love how you can make will look so calm and collected and a sweet, nice guy, but also high asf sometimes

bc he is.

cue the will high as fuck compilation

bonus: second reason why i draw him Like That

thank you for your time. happy 4/20

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in conclusion,

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will on facetime: put on your demonias!! i borrowed my mom’s pickup and we’re going to bass pro shops!!!!

nico: (smudging on pencil liner at the speed of light)

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is it just me or do i wanna see nico coming to terms to the real world as an adult. after being trapped in his youth for 100 years. learning to do taxes and earn money with a job. when he learns that he is not young anymore. when he realises he doesn't even know what stream of careers he wants to go through. when he realises that he can't keep running back to the dead like he did when he was young.

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Context: A few months ago I made a post mentioning my idea for this, and it’s picking up some traction. The event would involve parents of demigods & magicians, including the gods, and insight into to their thoughts about their children. This is in the vein of my anticlea series which focuses on the parents of demigods. I’ve noticed this is a very niche but popular space and I’d like to fill it out. There would not be a sideblog created but an Ao3 collection would be made and works would be grouped together like that. I would also be reblogging any other type of submission and making it a featured tag, although the tag #riordanverseparentsweek would be where it all should go.

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He’s cringe fail, he’s babygirl he forgets to cut his hair for months because oh right that shit grows he has no idea how to use a razor and just burns off any sad teenager facial hair he’s a confidence god who pulled insane dionysus devotees and the narcissists fan club he hates himself so much he’s the punch line he’s probably almost blown up camp and himself more than once he’s a idiot with an iq above the three hundreds he’s blorbo from the books he desperately needs to break up with his gf and sloppy make out with his dead crush he’s a mess wrapped up in a redbull and five hour energy cocktail he’s got no idea how to speak Ancient Greek but damn look at him hit that machine talk he’s basically a stand up comedian he’s probably in love with annabeth chase at least a little bit he makes sure everyone is taken care of before even looking towards himself he needs therapy so bad it’s not even funny he’s unhinged and a supernovic force of self deprecation he’s got like four moms he definitely cries himself to sleep when he can’t figure out a routine he needs a chiropractor and maybe a therapist

#go leo go

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Nico di Angelo the ghost king

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weirdo and his freakazoid boyfriend

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no rizz i just stare at you with my big brown eyes and you either fall inlove or think im weird

#nicocore

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There's just something i really like abt the picture of Apollo talking abt Hyacinthus to anybody who'll listen for hours,, and the people around him have just accepted that it's the equivalent of your Mom showing you a photos of her highschool boyfriend in the 80's who died tragically in a car crash On Prom Night

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#naomicore #-copied tags #also yeah i can see will thinking nasa is cool he likes sci fi whos to say he doesnt like space in general #and yes before someone says it ik sci fi is more than just space

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I do think it's funny that the pjo fandom has kind of modernized a lot of characters looks/aesthetics with the changing time even if it's just subtle things like their haircuts or graphics on their shirts, but not Will.... like we have been drawing this kid with the same haircut for 10+ years and we still make him wear bootcut jeans with flip flops. It's so amusing, we hold up all these characters and we're like "look how they've grown and changed!" I'll see Hazel drawn with butterfly locs! Annabeth in fics now wears clothes like what I see women wearing on home design shows! Sometimes people give Nico a modern mullet or a fluffy tiktok haircut! I no longer see people drawing Piper in the babydoll dress and jeans combo! But for whatever everyone across the fandom seemed to look at Will and go "this boy shall only ever belong in the 2010s" and its funny as hell to me.