ok so pachacamac in a bowling alley is ABSOLUTELY a hallucination but which is the funniest option for HOW knuckles is hallucinating:
hit in the head with bowling ball
punch was spiked. we can make a pun out of "spike"
rouge drugged him for shits and giggles
smoked purple urkel and it had an unintended effect on non-human creatures
"syrup in coffee? why didn't i think of that"
this is just what happens when you hang out around wade too long
tikal is in the master emerald, fingers pressed against her temples, sending psychic distress signals because sonic and tails are playing the worst tiktok music ever and she needs knuckles to return home and break the radio
Said murder he plead guilty to turned out to be completely staged by his mom eating flowers to make it look like her corpse after she faked her death, with his aunt (who got roped into all of this because she had an unrequited crush on his mom) disguising herself as his mom’s secret identity. Said aunt was physically unable to admit the murder was staged and he had to use his astral projection ability to go inside her brain to find out that information.
steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual
And this is WITH me blocking all of the obvious pornbots who followed me in the past! Genuinely really happy there are this many people who want to see my silly meme posts and maybe some fandom talk too.