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breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

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ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM

#asdfhjl #am i the only one cackling like an idiot #lololol

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I think a lot about how our culture almost exclusively anthropomorphizes jellyfish as if the outside center of the bell is the “top of their head,” like this:

But…..if we think of an animal’s “front” as the direction it moves in, and we factor in that MANY jellyfish (not just box jellies, either) have eyes or at least simple light-sensitive eyespots all the way around the rim of the bell, then the “face” of a jellyfish would actually be this:

Conversely, if you think of an animal’s face as wherever its “mouth” points, or at least wherever food goes in, then the visual characterization of a jellyfish should be more like this:

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"op" isnt a bad term per se but it is a warning sign that ur post has left ur circle of mutuals. which is never good. like a canary in the coal mines

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the new halloween movie looks great

#i think we shpuld listen to the professional

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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Crow Places Everywhere is a crow place, if crows want to be there–clockwise from top left (minus the graveyard): the valley, CA; Seattle, WA; Oregon coast; Orange County, CA. prints

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anyone have more kittens that look like old men

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cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

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When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

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I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

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not to be a boomer but I hate this trend of recording every single emotional moment or act of charity and then putting it on the internet for clout. You can help the homeless without internet validation. You can give your grandma a meaningful gift without recording her at an emotionally charged moment. Not every aspect of your and other's personal lives must be posted on the internet.

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they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me