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Hi! Can I have a request please in which MC decides to have le Warlords try the "Period Cramp Simulator"? Just imagine them boasting that they'll be fine, only for them to kneel over in pain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Again, Anon, I am sorry for taking so long. Hopefully my schedule should clear up soon…? But here is your request!

Oh, this is a fun request. But it involved some serious thinks… these warlords are pretty stoic. In my memory they’ve been shot (arrows and bullets) beaten up, fallen (or jumped) off cliffs, stabbed in battle, stabbed daily by Kenshin and defied a terminal illness without complaint….

So, really, are they going to be defeated by a period simulator? Are they? Let's see....

Upon hearing of such a device there is a great argument over who would be able to last the longest. And so a contest is proposed….

Contest Rules:

One: Mai is not allowed to watch as all agree that none of them will admit to pain in her presence. (She hides in the ceiling and watches anyway).

Two: Yelling, yelping, screaming are grounds for elimation.

Three: Sasuke runs the experiment and controls the simulator. He is the judge as to whether or not a warlord has been eliminated. Why Sasuke? First, because they all trust him enough to run the device equally and not cheating for your lord, Hideyoshi and Kanetsugu. Second, because he is a sensitive new age guy and freely admits that period cramps hurt (he secretly tested the stimulator on himself when he was alone and tapped out at level eight).

Let the games begin! Sasuke places the simulator patches on everyone, and from a master switch, turns the device on so that everyone hits level one simultaneously.

Level One:

All warlords are fine. Ranmaru earns the wrath of the room by noting that it “kind of tickles.”

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Two:

Such serious faces. Everyone is concentrating.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Three:

There are a few deep breaths happening now, but nothing that could be defined as yelling, yelping, or screaming.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Four:

Sasuke walks around the room for a long, slow time, looking at everyone’s faces, until Kenshin tells him to get on with things and start making it hurt. When is the pain going to start? Kanetsugu chimes in, telling Sasuke to move things along, so that Kenshin can have his pain. There are quiet whispers of, ‘yes, hurry, let’s move it along,” and a lot of internal, “let’s get this over with now, kthxbye” thoughts.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Five:

Kicho accuses Nobunaga of wincing. Motonari is quick to agree that Nobunaga winced. Hideyoshi defends Nobunaga, says that he would never wince, it was just a natural blink. After a short discussion, it is decided that Nobunaga did not wince, and further accusations of wincing, or yelling, or thereof will be cause for forfeit.

Nobunaga silently admits to himself that he quite possibly winced, but now that he knows what to expect, he is prepared for the next wave of … oh shit.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Six:

Ranmaru, Keiji and Yoshimoto incur a forfeit by accusing each other of wincing. They escape the room. The fourteen remaining warlords quickly look around, but no other accusations are made.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Seven:

There is a lot of visible sweat, careful breathing, and gritted teeth happening. Internally, there is a lot of very creative swearing, using words in combination rarely spoken out loud.

Kennyo puts himself into a meditative state. Masamune wonders if that would be considered cheating, but Kennyo points out that he’s not preventing anyone else from meditating, he’s just using the skills he has.  No one is willing to discuss the matter further, and Shingen notes that Kennyo is correct, and can they please keep going.

Privately, Shingen vows to give every one of his female spies three days off a month, and a pay raise.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Eight:

Sasuke looks at every face and pauses at Ieyasu’s for a long time. Ieyasu says that while he is not bothered by the cramp simulator, Sasuke is making him very uncomfortable. Sasuke replies that he’s impressed by Ieyasu’s stoicism and by the way when this is over, can he have Ieyasu’s autograph. Ieyasu rips the simulator off and stomps out, deciding that while he can endure the pain, he can’t deal with Sasuke.

Ieyasu goes home and hugs his emotional support sourdough starter for the rest of the day.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Nine:

Kanetsugu looks over at Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi…. “Are you two holding hands?!” Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi look down at their joined hands and instantly let go of each other. “No!” they both yelp.

Some time is lost while it is debated whether or not that counts as period simulator yelping, and after everyone votes (voting signified by slow careful hand raises), they are both allowed to continue in the competition.

Yukimura curls himself into a silent, fetal ball – but he does not yelp or yell, so Sasuke is inclined to let him continue.

Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Ten:

The warlords sit in silent agony.

Time ticks onward.

Slowly.

No one taps out.

Everyone stares at each other’s faces.

“Perhaps we can consider this a tie,” Shingen suggests.

There is immediate universal assent from the rest of the room, and Sasuke agrees. “Take off your simulators.”

Twelve warlords quickly – but nonchalantly – remove their devices. Then Masamune notices… “Mitsunari, lad, you can take the device off now.”  Hideyoshi rushes over to his vassal, worried that perhaps the young man has passed out.

Mitsunari looks up from the book he has been reading. “I’m sorry, did you say something? He gazes around the room. “Oh, are we starting the contest now? Go ahead, Master Sasuke, I’m ready.”

Mitsunari declared the winner.

There will be a celebratory banquet for him…. next week… when everyone else has recovered.

@lorei-writes

#OMFG GIRL YOU ARE SO FCKING FUNNY #i loved it

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Art Help

I redid this list because broken links 💀

General Tips

Stretch your fingers and hands

Art is for fun

Never too late to start/improve

Using a tablet

Editing software: pictures & video

Moodboard resources

Comic pacing

Watercolor

Coloring

Color Theory (not children's hospital)

Resources: coloring things a different color

Gold

Dark Skin undertones

Dark Skin in pastel art

POC Blush tones

Eyes colors

Human Anatomy

POSE REFERENCES

Wizard Battle poses

Shoulders

Tips for practicing anatomy

Proportional Limbs

Skeletons

Hair Directions

Afro, 4C hair

Clothing

Long skirts

Traditional Chinese Hanfu (clothing reference)

CLOTHING REFERENCE

Sewing information

Animals

Horse -> Dragon

Snouts: dogs, cats, wolves, fox

Foot, paw, hoof

More

Drawing references sources

Art tutorial Masterlist

Another art tutorial Masterlist

Inspiration: father recreates son's art

Inspiration: Lights

ART BOOKS

Plants/flowers: North America, Hawaii, Patagonia

#ooh this is useful #art

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Le Comte: You're all being well behaved tonight

Arthur:

Dazai:

Shakespeare:

Leonardo:

Vlad:

Theo:

Le Comte: WHAT DID YOU DO?

#or as my mom always says #“if the child is quiet it means they are doing something wrong”

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Things will happen if you decide to stay at Le comte's mansion

Explanation:

In this post I will discuss what will happen with you and what you'll see if you decide to stay in Comte's mansion.

Naked Jean running around the mansion.

You'll be the main topic of the residents conversation.

You'll probably being teased by almost all of the mansion's residents.

Leonardo will drag you wherever he go.

Comte and Arthur going to flirt with you.

Comte having a ballroom party every week but he attend a lot of them during the week.

Probably all the mansion's residents have seen you naked once or twice.

There's nothing that called privacy even if you're in your own room.

Like all the mansion residents have entered to your room one time during the day or even at night.

You'll get used on someone waking you up or a dead body sleeping next to you.

You're their most precious treasure and they're going to protect you no matter what.

Mozart wouldn't stop playing on the piano like the time will pass the midnight and you'll still hear the piano melody playing around.

Tea party with Comte during afternoon time would be a thing too.

He'll invite you to spend time with you.

You and Comte will go for shopping in the most expensive stores in the town and you wouldn't complain because he will spend thousands on you.

Napoleon and teaching lessons to the children in the alley with Isaac almost everyday and you'll attend them to help .

Arthur will try to impress you by solving and analyzing everything you do.

Theo is going to drown everything he eat with sugar or syrup.

Vincent and Isaac have the less loud personalities in the whole mansion.

Jean and Mozart won't spend too much time with you unlike the rest of the residents and especially Dazai.

You caught him entering via your window and you gratitude God he didn't see you naked, you think he didn't but in fact he did see you naked.

Comte have the fatherly personality of the whole mansion so when he hug you or pat your head you wouldn't feel like he is flirting.

Dazai have the most thoughtful character in the whole mansion you'll be surprised of how much he is going to shower you with thoughtful advice.

You'll often see a group of the residents heading naked to the thermae to take a bath together.

Napoleon and Jean will spare together and they love to trian with each other.

Sebastian and his dry jokes.

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I hope you enjoyed reading my work❤.

Have a nice day/evening🤍🦋.

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M

#oh god i can actually see many of those things happening

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Jeanne, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Dazai: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Jeanne: Ohhhh-

Sebastian: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Hoje faço 3 anos de Tumblr! 🥳

#3 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #this is actually very sweet #i've contributed like 0.0000000000000000001% for tumblr but i'm still glad

[mrsukitakekyoraku]

ikemen sengoku as vines

#LMAO

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The Warlords on Valentine's Day

Nobunaga

“What’s that, fireball? A special day for romance? Ridiculous. As if one day is enough. I will declare all days a ‘Valentine’ day.”

Hideyoshi

“Candies for me? I don’t understand . . . of course I’ll eat them, but you should help me. The sweetest gift I could have is you at my side.”

Mitsuhide

“A custom from your time, little mouse? Fascinating. I know just what sweet treat I want from you. Oh, you meant the candies? No. I think not. What happens to the mouse in the layer of the fox? That’s right. I’m going to gobble you up.”

Masamune

“Thank you kitten. What did you say this holiday was called again? Valentine’s Day? Interesting. And you give each other these little cards with phrases of love or friendship? I’ll remember that for next year.”

Ieyasu

“Ahhhh! Don’t startle me like that! What is a Happy Valentine’s Day anyway? It sounds ridiculous.” *slips his valentine into his kimono when he thinks you aren’t looking* “You didn’t make one for anyone else, right?”

Mitsunari

“What a strange lunch! It looks like just some sweets. And a letter! Valentine?” *stands and spills plate of candies. Knocks over a shelf trying to catch them, disturbing Cat, who knocks over another shelf trying to escape* 

Keiji

“A special day to say I love you? Who needs that, princess? I can tell you I love you every day.” *eyes twinkle dangerously* “But if it’s a holiday just for love . . . I know one princess that isn’t leaving this room for the rest of today.”

Ranmaru

“A day to give gifts to the people you love? That sounds amazing! But you’re the only one I want a love-gift from. Let’s go sit on the roof and eat these together. Everything is better when I share it with you.”

Kenshin

“This is for me?” *holds valentine card as if it is a precious work of art* “I will find the perfect place to display it, where I can look upon it every day. My Valentine. A most precious gift from my most precious love.”

Shingen

*laughs* “What’s this about, angel? Showing the person you love affection by giving them this little letter and some sweets? That’s a holiday I can get behind. Come here and let me say thank you properly. I know just how to celebrate a holiday for love . . .”

Yukimura

“Valentine’s Day sounds stupid.” *sees you begin to pout* “But hey! This candy you made is . . . real good . . . and . . .” *blushes* “Just c’mere already and let me kiss you, ok? I don’t need a holiday to confess my love.”

Sasuke

“Ah yes, Valentine’s Day. Did you know Chaucer essentially invented the holiday with his poem mphhhh?” *history lesson interrupted by necessary kiss* “I see your point. We can discuss the history of the day later. I think we should continue celebrating it where we just left off.”

Yoshimoto

“What a beautiful idea! There can never be too many holidays to celebrate love. Your Valentine is so pretty, but there is no gift that can hold a candle to you.”

Kanetsugu

“A Valentine?” *looks at candy and card suspiciously* “Does Lord Uesugi know about this? I feel if the holiday is not approved by my lord, we should not in good -” *protests interrupted by a kiss to remind Kanetsugu that Kenshin doesn’t need a say in everything* “I suppose if it’s just between us. Now give me your lips again. They are much better than these sweets.”

Motonari

“What flower-headed nonsense are ya spouting now?” *look of worry that he forgot to get something for you* “Valentine’s huh?” *expression changes to mischievous smile* “Well I got ya a Valentine too. A secret one. Yeah. I’ll show you in my cabin.”

Kennyo

“Thank you. You must tell me more of this holiday. Come. We will walk and you can explain it to me.” *takes your hand* “Any day I have an excuse to spend more time with you is worth celebrating, afterall.”

Kichou

“A Valentine? Why?” *looks coldly on the candy and card* “Yet another stupid custom from the future. But don’t go. Pouting only enhances your adorable features. I will instruct you on why we don’t need a valentine.”

#awww

[mrsukitakekyoraku]

masamune and mc (•‿•)♡

#this surprised me but i loved masamune's route #i plan to replay it as soon as i finish rerereplaying shingen's #this cg is so sweet #i love them both so much

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oh honey hahah this is so fun!! Thanks for tagging me @oda-princess

This is also my first time in something like this, so.... oh gods, what is the opposite of mine too????

If I'm mrsukitakekyoraku.... would I be:

notmrsukitakekyoraku? mrukitakekyoraku? mrsmimihagiaccutrone? this felt a bit unfair on them didn't it

Tagging: @tiny-wooden-robot @writingwhimsey

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

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oh honey :( I'm so sorry I'm here so late (ugh I keep drifting apart from tumblr and lose track of time)

I'm so sad but also I understand you so, so well. I wish you all the best that there is in life and I wish for you to be happy and content with everything you do. I will keep loving your writing and reblogging it from time to time (because you deserve all the love in the world and your Shingen... *sighs*)

Hi Val! I just read on your pinned post that you won't be writing fanfiction anymore, and it has honestly broken my heart. I understand you must have your reasons, but I just wanted to take the time to let you know reading your fanfiction gives me great joy <3 I still remember when you completed your Spring Ikemen prompts and receiving a notification with your new fics always made my day. I'll for sure be visiting your masterlist and reading any pieces I missed! I hope you have a nice day <3

Hi Luna!

First of all, welcome back! I'm sorry I missed when you were actually online, but I hope you're doing okay and life has been treating you well. 💙

Secondly, thank you so much for this ask. It means the world to me that you took time out of your day to come into my inbox to tell me you enjoy my fics. I always appreciate the little comments you leave on fics you like, and I'm so glad they could make you happy.

As to why I've decided not to write fics anymore, it's a bit of a long story, but I'll try not to make this post too lengthy.

I've been writing fanfic for over twenty years now. I wrote my first fic when I was sixteen, and it opened up a whole new world to me that allowed me to indulge my fantasies while sharpening my skills and broadening my creativity. I've written for several different fandoms over the course of the years that have passed since, made lots of good friends along the way, and been introduced to some truly talented writers (and artists!).

That being said, I've also watched the culture of content creation - specifically fanfiction writing - change over the years. And while I've done my best to try to always grow and evolve as a writer, I feel at this point in my life I'm no longer able to consistently create the sort of content that fits into the culture of a lot of the fandoms I consume media for. It's true that as writers we write for ourselves - to manifest specific scenarios that we'd like to see - but if we're all 100% honest, we write for other people, too. For a while now I've been able to see that the style of writing I'd prefer to stick to isn't really what people want to read, and I'm simply not skilled at the type of writing people do want to read.

So I'm doing what I need to do to minimize the amount of anxiety I feel about something that used to be a fun hobby. If I'm not enjoying it anymore, that's probably a good sign that I should stop.

I am truly grateful to everyone who has ever read, commented on, liked, given kudos to, or reblogged any of my fics. Sometimes engagement is hard to come by, but I appreciate and treasure it when it happens. 💙

#oh honey :( #you deserve the world #it's by far one of the best writings i've ever read #i'm sorry for hiding it in the tags but i feel bashful otherwise hahah #but you were the one who saved me in a difficult moment #your writing gave me back a great lot of happiness #i underwent a difficult surgery on both hands that could lead me to never use them properly again #and to kill time and try to forget the pain i started reading your writing before sticking to both tumblr and ao3 #so i sadly didn't reblog much neither commented on but i plan on doing it someday #you are a sunshine

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why are they the cutest bffs ever

#THEY ARE SO CUTE #ARGHHHHH

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*insert super cheesy quote about his smile because brain.exe has stopped working*

Also, how do people draw flowers??😩

#ooh i loved the colors you chose for him

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Ikemen Sengoku husbando

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MC, seeing a flying ball towards him and screams: ____! DUCK!

The one who react on time and ducks: Nobunaga, Masamune, Mitsuhide, Ieyasu, Keiji, Shingen, Kanetsugu, Sasuke, Kennyo, Motonari, Ranmaru, Kicho.

The one who says "A duck? Where?" and BAM! one hit k.o by the ball : Yukimura and Hideyoshi

*SLICE THE BALL LIKE A CHOPPED ONION* : ONLY Kenshin

Slow reaction with "Hm?" and BAM! : ONLY Yoshimoto

*Literally do a "Quack" innocently and BAM! Own hit K.O* : Mitsunari who else?

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Coyote Starrk THE PRIMMEEEEE

#i think i have something for mature and lonely men

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this scene was so adorable  (⺣◡⺣)♡*  ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

#awww