Selina: Date night?
Bruce: This is date night.
Robin: And I am so thankful to be included.
Selina: Without the kid. And the costume.
Robin: Without the kid?!
Bruce: Without the costume??!
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@jasonfvkingtodd Alain Delon!
GUYS I am having a hard time believing that this 1950’s actor wasn’t who they based comic book Jason Todd off of???
LOOK AT HIM HE’S LITERALLY PERFECT
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I feel like we don’t talk about the fact that Jason is a literal zombie enough. Like yes in general I accept it but when I actually think about it it’s absolutely hilarious
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Dick: Jason, oh Jason. Why do you hate this family so.
Jason: Actually I’m just fucking sick of you popping up out of nowhere every time I make a dick joke. I’ve had to stop doing it. Do have any idea how draining that is. How little I feel free to be myself. It’s fucking exhausting. I’m completely creatively stifled and my art is suffering so much.
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Jason: Thank you for your training I really… appreciate…are those my dad’s boots.
Talia: …Oh of course no problem I mean it was nothin-
Jason: -Talia.
Talia: …What.
Jason: Why the fuck are you fucking my dad.(:
Talia: Why??? Would you dare??? To say something like that??? There is no proof???
Jason: You’re literally training me to be observant.
Talia: …
Jason: …
Jason: …HIS BOOTS ARE RIGHT THERE.
Talia: AND??!
Jason: NEXT TO YOUR BED.
Talia: …..SO?!?!!
Jason: HE NEVER TAKES THOSE OFF!!!!! UNLESS IT’S TO DO SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE!!!!!
Talia: …
Jason: …
Talia: …
Talia: … Ok yeah fine. You have a brother his name is Damian.
Jason: OH MY GOD I KNEW IT
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CONNER IS THIS STILL THE VIBE
C O N N E R
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Dear Conner Kent,
Where the fuck are u sir(:
Sincerely,
A Concerned Fan
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The only guns bruce wayne does not advocate against pulling out are the big guns
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Jason: Look, I am a simple man.
Damian under his breath: Got that right.
Tim: -Literally the most complicated messy person I know.
Jason: …..
Jason: -I am JUST A SIMPLE MAN….
Stephanie: “Man” is an over-statement.
Jason: Ok what is with you guys?!
Dick: A REAL man wouldn’t chug the last of the chocolate protein powder without saying anything before hand.
Jason: oh my FUCKING GOD.
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Jason: Is gotham fashion strictly black with a pop of color or can it be a color with a pop of black?
Artemis: Jason you were born here.
Jason: Oh my god do you think we’ll get kicked out if I wear NO black??
Artemis: Also, shut up.
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Designated driver: Dick
Designated bar fight champion: Jason
Designated id forger : Tim
Designated fucker offer: Damian
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Jason: is a large full grown man who commits murder often
Jason when Barbara is in charge of the room: please i am just a small boy capable of nothing evil or malicious EVER ok miss cop lady, goddamn!!?
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Dick Grayson if he went to the met gala and there was no particular theme….
Arriving
The carpet
The after party
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I understand the writing is questionable but I can’t understand how everyone in the fandom isn’t finding it absolutely TANTALIZING REGARDLESS to see so many new characters in live action form for the first time
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