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mrsmidnight15 · 8 hours
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mrsmidnight15 · 1 day
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Think furnace with wings. Flash of light, searing pain then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
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mrsmidnight15 · 1 day
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i love laswell but i feel like if she looked at me for just a second id feel like she was disappointed in me
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i love scary women btw
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mrsmidnight15 · 3 days
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i was replaying cod and this cut scene came on and got so distracted by kate’s hannddssssss, why are her hands so pretty. i just know they are soft, pls one chance kate 🙇‍♀️
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mrsmidnight15 · 4 days
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My favorite flavor, ANGST. One without and one with eyesmudge.
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mrsmidnight15 · 7 days
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My brain stopped functioning seeing "Him"....
The whole thing got me like :
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mrsmidnight15 · 7 days
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mrsmidnight15 · 10 days
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so until the poll on my profile ends, here’s a small bit of COD stuff to tide y’all over. 😉
Country Songs I Feel Like Would Fit Various COD: MW2 characters (Task Force 141 + Alejandro, Rudy, König, Horangi, Phillip Graves, & Valeria Garza)
Alejandro Vargas
~ Dyin’ For A Livin’ by Muscadine Bloodline
~ Back In My Drinkin’ Days by Chris Janson
~ Vacation by Thomas Rhett
Horangi (i don’t know a whole lot about his character, so this is completely based off of pure vibes)
~ Fake ID (feat. Gretchen Wilson) by Big & Rich
~ Ain’t A Train by Cody Jinks
~ Homegrown by Zac Brown Band
Johnny “Soap” MacTavish
~ Little Bit Of Life by Craig Morgan
~ All My Ex’s Live In Texas by George Strait
~ Beer For My Horses (feat. Willie Nelson) by Toby Keith
John Price
~ Big Iron by Marty Robbins
~ Rhinestone Cowboy by Glenn Campbell
~ Rose Colored Glasses by John Conlee
Kyle “Gaz” Garrick
~ Doin’ Fine by Lauren Alaina
~ Drunk Driving by Koe Wetzel
~ Something In The Orange by Zach Bryan
König
~ Burning House by Cam
~ You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce
~ Tomorrow Never Comes by Zac Brown Band
Phillip Graves
~ Love Don’t Live Here by Lady A
~ The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band
~ Cheers To Beer by Thomas Mac
Rodolfo “Rudy” Parra
~ Cast No Stones by Cody Jinks
~ Small Town Southern Man by Alan Jackson
~ Drinkin’ Bone by Tracy Byrd
Simon “Ghost” Riley
~ Little Toy Guns by Carrie Underwood
~ Sounds Of Someday by Radio Company
~ Loud And Heavy by Cody Jinks
Valeria Garza
~ Jolene by Dolly Parton
~ Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
~ Keep Up by RaeLynn
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mrsmidnight15 · 10 days
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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
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mrsmidnight15 · 11 days
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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
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mrsmidnight15 · 11 days
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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?
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mrsmidnight15 · 11 days
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mrsmidnight15 · 11 days
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@waltzthegenderfluidpan is a minor. they deleted their Twitter and most likely abandoned their tumblr.
I'm furious over this update. my trust was betrayed, as we're so many others. this doesn't just put my creative outlet at risk, but everyone else's too
we are ADULTS that set very clear boundaries for very clear reasons. especially since so many of us are LGBTQ, it's even more detrimental for us to separate our 18+ spaces from people under 18.
Ultimately there will always be liars, people with no respect for our rules etc. but to be so blatant is completely unacceptable and unforgivable.
I'm not going to stop creating what I love, but I will be putting (most) people at a generous arms length to keep myself and my friends safe.
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mrsmidnight15 · 11 days
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The height difference got me (again), these men are so tall!
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mrsmidnight15 · 11 days
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mrsmidnight15 · 15 days
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I am literally one of those high strung Respect Our Troops middle aged dads but about Frodo Baggins. If you hate on him I'm gonna pivot into a lecture about everything he's fought for and sacrificed and how you wouldn't last a day in his circumstances and
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mrsmidnight15 · 15 days
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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