i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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‘grouse’ is the perfect verb. if there’s one thing i love more than complaining, it’s thinking about birds
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heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.
you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!
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i need to stop making characters that need to be revue of souls’d
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