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I'm so glad this is an anime now and the rest of the world is enjoying literally the only time a media character represented my main interests in any way I relate to, if not possibly the only time I've ever seen a "bio nerd" ever written like we actually are, despite how many fictional settings are jam-packed with biology.

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if every ancient philosopher (renaissance and earlier) was plopped into a modern day bar and tasked with getting laid who would accomplish it the fastest

Pico Della Mirandola, no question. While on the way to the Vatican to defend his esoteric thesis, he fucked the wife of a Medici, got thrown in prison, and then got bailed out by a different Medici. Man had that dog in him.

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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It's so easy to bite with your hands pinned...

🦋 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🦋

#RULE 34 FISH IN A BIRDCAGE REFERENCE SPOTTED #dungeon meshi #yippee

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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Cause My Insides are Red

And Yours are Too

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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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he's king of the junjile....

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my 8 year old has some emotional regulation difficulties, and I've done my best to help him with those.

unrelated, I gave him a shovel a couple of days ago and told him to go have fun in the field because I was tired.

He suddenly seemed happier, having less trouble breathing through disappointment and just being generally all around more cheerful and able to focus in school better. Sure, my partner had to pull him out of a six foot by three foot hole today, but he was stoked about it!

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BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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why would you charge me 2.49 for honey mustard. or even 99 cents. i know you have plenty. why can't i have some. do you hate me?

#two fellas

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why would you charge me 2.49 for honey mustard. or even 99 cents. i know you have plenty. why can't i have some. do you hate me?