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i try not to be a straight up reposter but i need full attention on this video this instant
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hey i was at the drug market and i gave your boyfriend some zydrate. yeah it came in a little glass vial. yeah, a little glass vial. and the little glass vial went into a gun like a battery. he was moaning and stuff. and the zydrate gun went somewhere against his anatomy. and when the gun went off it sparked and he was ready for surgery. yeah he had surgery. yeah hes robbing graves now. sorry. dont know why i even bother
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G: I would ask you to do no more than let nature run its course. I promise that he will be fine
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: There's cons to having a severe Axe Body Spray addiction
One of those is that when one orders 10 pallets worth for personal use, there's bound to be some corners cut at the factory
That is, of course, where I come into the picture
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: Both, my name is Gyeophiry.
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: Our brains are now one in the same, I know exactly how strong he is
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: I-
You little shit-
The slime only makes me more awesome, I'll have you know, people can only dream of being how awesome I am now that I don't even have to lift a finger to move or even drink water anymore
I highly doubt you will mind control alfred into not doing it -A.M.W
G: You highly underestimate the power of the sludge
I think it moves on its own now
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G: Okay, Matt, got it, anyways
You highly underestimate the amount of Axe I have
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: Look man, the slime is just different.
I highly doubt you will mind control alfred into not doing it -A.M.W
G: You highly underestimate the power of the sludge
I think it moves on its own now
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G: Try the slime, er, whatever your name is, try it, it's good for you
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: Just because my axe makes me think I need it's slime to survive does not mean it's bad
I think you're just being parasiteist because you can't have any of my slime
So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: I am Sisyphus and my skin is the rock. I see no problem here
I highly doubt you will mind control alfred into not doing it -A.M.W
G: You highly underestimate the power of the sludge
I think it moves on its own now
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So it is infact parasitic...no more axe for you
G: Some parasites are good. Cats have a parasite that makes you love them and yet you dotn see us outlawing them, hm?? Very parasiteist of you
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G: Who knows? Maybe it's eating my slow enough that my skin grows back fast enough that it never does any damage? It's all up to the goop
I highly doubt you will mind control alfred into not doing it -A.M.W
G: You highly underestimate the power of the sludge
I think it moves on its own now
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G: I <3 parasitic brain slime
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